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On Tue, 12 Feb 2008 08:36:11 -0600, "Steve" <no.one@example.com>
wrote:

>>>> You certainly do seem very interested in my personal life, Cuppycake.

>>>I'm not in the least but I can't help to think that you are bit of a
>>>wanker.

>> Well maybe that's because your dumbass treats the Internet like real
>> life...most likely because your real life is so utterly shit. My life
>> is great so I don't need to retard online looking to get what *I've*
>> already got, unlike you.

>you still into infantilism?

LOL, diaper trolled!

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.u...804acd3d6ecf06

Poor Stevie, bitch slapped *SO* badly he has to resort to scraping the
VERY bottom of the Hatter Addict barrel. Tsch, tsch, tsch...yer so
pathetic Stevie. If you like diapers so much though I'm sure I could
arrange to have some sent to you:
http://www.getrevengeonyourex.com/sh...arge.php?p=120

See I'm a firm believer that you should never attempt to attack anyone
on a level that you yourself are not FULLY prepared to have delivered
right back at yourself. So if you accuse me of being an
infantilist...well, you shouldn't be too surprised if I go ahead and
send some special messages to all your friends and family and
employer, now should you? ^_^

>those pics were shocking.

Yeah I never thought Photoshop edits could look so unbelievably fake
either, although they were created by talentless meandering fuckwits
like yourself without a single ounce of creative talent or ability.

>your 'real life' seems to want to be a pretense on many fronts. must
>be that your 'life is [NOT SO] great' afterall.

I'm sure it wouldn't be if any of the delusions of Hatter Addicts like
yourself were anywhere near rooted in reality, unfortunately for your
lil wet dreams of retribution, they're not...but try and remember,
whatever lies you accuse me of in place of a failed argument...I can
accuse you of something even worse. Protip: Don't ever fuck with
someone who has more creativity than you do.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

On Tue, 12 Feb 2008 08:14:21 -0500, Fred Atkinson
<fatkinson@mishmash.com> wrote:

>On Mon, 11 Feb 2008 23:06:34 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>
>>Don't you wanna see how long Steve will try to get the last word in?
>>That's the last failing attempt at saving face for someone whose been
>>totally ripped apart, they may lose the argument, but by their God
>>they WILL get the last word in...even if they have to reply to a
>>couple hundred bot created follow-ups. LOL

>That observation has already been made by a number of other
>users on USENET.

Ahhh but who has the record? With enough sharp poking to his ego I
think lil Stevie could possibly break the Usenet record for the most
number of bot replies.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

On Tue, 12 Feb 2008 08:32:11 -0600, "Steve" <no.one@example.com>
wrote:

>
>"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
>news:e7h2r3l0cakn3oqafal9gspdns7cj1pu6g@4ax.com.. .
>> On Mon, 11 Feb 2008 14:35:37 -0800 (PST), "ajtrichards@googlemail.com"
>> <ajtrichards@googlemail.com> wrote:
>
>>>Hasn't this discussion gone on long enough????
>>
>> Don't you wanna see how long Steve will try to get the last word in?
>> That's the last failing attempt at saving face for someone whose been
>> totally ripped apart, they may lose the argument, but by their God
>> they WILL get the last word in...even if they have to reply to a
>> couple hundred bot created follow-ups. LOL

>hey, there it is...you actually said something. now, show me where you
>actually 'ripped [me] apart'. name calling is not a valid co<COCK SLAP>

Message-ID: <27p6q39qjfcivsv16nfqnckvnoptm289o0@4ax.com>

....well, that was easy. Remember fuckwit, YOU were the one who
reached for pathetic insults first when you couldn't counter the
arguments I presented in that post. You got soundly bitch slapped and
then turned right around and started cryin about Wal*Mart in
retaliation. You got pwn3d, bitch!

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

On Mon, 11 Feb 2008 16:25:50 -0600, "Steve" <no.one@example.com>
wrote:

>fun<COCK SLAP>

How does my cock taste this morning, Stevie?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

On Tue, 12 Feb 2008 00:07:24 +0100, Michael Fesser <netizen@gmx.de>
wrote:

>.oO(Steve)
>
>>"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
>>news:5aa1r3pc3gqkodkm1uag8ti4j8msrp1klm@4ax.com. ..
>>> On Mon, 11 Feb 2008 08:20:58 -0600, "Steve" <no.one@example.com>
>>> wrote:
>>
>>funny. i keep seeing you making posts, however there's nothing in them.
>>seems kind of pointless.
>
>What do you expect from an empty head?
>
>rm -f /dev/brain
>
>Just killfile this idiot.
>
>Fup2 poster
>Micha

Poor Michael, he just can't seem to share his Usenet blinders with
anyone else. Remember Michael, not everyone is as pathetic as you
are, some people have no problems at all thinking for themselves and
simply choosing not to read (or not to take serious) certain posts.
Dumbfuck that you are though you just can't be trusted to post like an
adult, which is why you need a net.nanny program to filter your view
of Usenet to prevent your dumbass from needlessly replying in
stupidity to people who REALLY don't wanna hear any of your bullshit
in the first place. Usenet filters (read "blinders")...learn to shut
yourself the fuck up!

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
news:tp94r3p8f50nomntcbloarbl5as2g15kum@4ax.com...
> On Tue, 12 Feb 2008 08:32:11 -0600, "Steve" <no.one@example.com>
> wrote:
>
>>
>>"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
>>news:e7h2r3l0cakn3oqafal9gspdns7cj1pu6g@4ax.com. ..
>>> On Mon, 11 Feb 2008 14:35:37 -0800 (PST), "ajtrichards@googlemail.com"
>>> <ajtrichards@googlemail.com> wrote:
>>
>>>>Hasn't this discussion gone on long enough????
>>>
>>> Don't you wanna see how long Steve will try to get the last word in?
>>> That's the last failing attempt at saving face for someone whose been
>>> totally ripped apart, they may lose the argument, but by their God
>>> they WILL get the last word in...even if they have to reply to a
>>> couple hundred bot created follow-ups. LOL
>
>>hey, there it is...you actually said something. now, show me where you
>>actually 'ripped [me] apart'. name calling is not a valid co<COCK SLAP>
>
> Message-ID: <27p6q39qjfcivsv16nfqnckvnoptm289o0@4ax.com>
>
> ...well, that was easy. Remember fuckwit, YOU were the one who
> reached for pathetic insults first when you couldn't counter the
> arguments I presented in that post. You got soundly bitch slapped and
> then turned right around and started cryin about Wal*Mart in
> retaliation. You got pwn3d, bitch!

lol. for someone as 'leet' as you, you seem to scream that point-n-click and
'support' are really what you want. for the rest of us, we can go with
that...or, we can go with a more stable os like linux and support it
ourselves. a little reading never hurt anyone. that's free...like the os.
plus, there are plenty of free venues to get questions answered. as for
support that we may pay for? it is no more or less expensive than the
support one gets from ms. you 'point' (bitch slapping) is nullified. no
matter how you look at it though, the rest of us know that not many problems
have just one solution. hence, we look at the task and the tools.

as for insults? dude, you can't go three words without dropping f-bomb. and,
when i mentioned wally world, it was to remind you that your 'experience' is
working there in a non-developmental technical role...you are a technology
*consumer*, not a *provider*. the point was that your opinion carries less
merit than others who actually supply solutions.

you comparing yourself to einstein was very whimsical as well. the
difference between you and him is that he had a brain and used it. secondly,
i don't see you having the capacity to do much more with your career than
working where you currently are, doing exactly what you're doing now. i
mean, come on! 27? working the front-lines taking inventory? that's a job
for someone 10 years your junior.

"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
news:h494r3pf9k2lg5s3tmpvbtajqcjq67fmsp@4ax.com...
> On Tue, 12 Feb 2008 08:36:11 -0600, "Steve" <no.one@example.com>
> wrote:
>
>>>>> You certainly do seem very interested in my personal life, Cuppycake.
>
>>>>I'm not in the least but I can't help to think that you are bit of a
>>>>wanker.
>
>>> Well maybe that's because your dumbass treats the Internet like real
>>> life...most likely because your real life is so utterly shit. My life
>>> is great so I don't need to retard online looking to get what *I've*
>>> already got, unlike you.
>
>>you still into infantilism?
>
> LOL, diaper trolled!
>
> http://groups.google.com/group/alt.u...804acd3d6ecf06
>
> Poor Stevie, bitch slapped *SO* badly he has to resort to scraping the
> VERY bottom of the Hatter Addict barrel. Tsch, tsch, tsch...yer so
> pathetic Stevie. If you like diapers so much though I'm sure I could
> arrange to have some sent to you:
> http://www.getrevengeonyourex.com/sh...arge.php?p=120
>
> See I'm a firm believer that you should never attempt to attack anyone
> on a level that you yourself are not FULLY prepared to have delivered
> right back at yourself. So if you accuse me of being an
> infantilist...well, you shouldn't be too surprised if I go ahead and
> send some special messages to all your friends and family and
> employer, now should you? ^_^

oh, by all means do. let me know when you find a way...hint: first you have
to take your head outta your ass in order to look around. it is an amusing
thought, you trying to hack to find out anything about me. but again, by all
means do.

>>those pics were shocking.
>
> Yeah I never thought Photoshop edits could look so unbelievably fake
> either, although they were created by talentless meandering fuckwits
> like yourself without a single ounce of creative talent or ability.
>
>>your 'real life' seems to want to be a pretense on many fronts. must
>>be that your 'life is [NOT SO] great' afterall.
>
> I'm sure it wouldn't be if any of the delusions of Hatter Addicts like
> yourself were anywhere near rooted in reality, unfortunately for your
> lil wet dreams of retribution, they're not...but try and remember,
> whatever lies you accuse me of in place of a failed argument...I can
> accuse you of something even worse. Protip: Don't ever fuck with
> someone who has more creativity than you do.

ok...i'll stick to fucking around with you then.

bring it!

On Tue, 12 Feb 2008 22:25:36 -0600, "Steve" <no.one@example.com>
wrote:

>> LOL, diaper trolled!
>>
>> http://groups.google.com/group/alt.u...804acd3d6ecf06
>>
>> Poor Stevie, bitch slapped *SO* badly he has to resort to scraping the
>> VERY bottom of the Hatter Addict barrel. Tsch, tsch, tsch...yer so
>> pathetic Stevie. If you like diapers so much though I'm sure I could
>> arrange to have some sent to you:
>> http://www.getrevengeonyourex.com/sh...arge.php?p=120
>>
>> See I'm a firm believer that you should never attempt to attack anyone
>> on a level that you yourself are not FULLY prepared to have delivered
>> right back at yourself. So if you accuse me of being an
>> infantilist...well, you shouldn't be too surprised if I go ahead and
>> send some special messages to all your friends and family and
>> employer, now should you? ^_^

>oh, by all means do. let me know when you find a way...hint: first you have
>to take your head outta your ass in order to look around. it is an amusing
>thought, you trying to hack to find out anything about me. but again, by all
>means do.

LOL, Stevie thinks he's anonymous on the Internet. *snicker*

>>>those pics were shocking.

>> Yeah I never thought Photoshop edits could look so unbelievably fake
>> either, although they were created by talentless meandering fuckwits
>> like yourself without a single ounce of creative talent or ability.

>>>your 'real life' seems to want to be a pretense on many fronts. must
>>>be that your 'life is [NOT SO] great' afterall.

>> I'm sure it wouldn't be if any of the delusions of Hatter Addicts like
>> yourself were anywhere near rooted in reality, unfortunately for your
>> lil wet dreams of retribution, they're not...but try and remember,
>> whatever lies you accuse me of in place of a failed argument...I can
>> accuse you of something even worse. Protip: Don't ever fuck with
>> someone who has more creativity than you do.

>ok...i'll stick to fucking around with you then.
>
>bring it!

....this from the retard who actively tries to hide his identity
online. You probably wouldn't be such a mouthy fuck if yer full nyme
and pictures were posted online, would you Stevie? Nah, if your full
nyme was posted you wouldn't be shouting "bring it" so much as you'd
be screaming, "I'M SORRY! PLEASE DON'T FUCK WITH ME!" Face it
d00d...yer a pathetic little coward mouthing off under the ASSumed
blanket of anonymity (not even comprehending just how fast the covers
can be pulled off).

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

On Tue, 12 Feb 2008 22:20:08 -0600, "Steve" <no.one@example.com>
wrote:

>> Message-ID: <27p6q39qjfcivsv16nfqnckvnoptm289o0@4ax.com>
>>
>> ...well, that was easy. Remember fuckwit, YOU were the one who
>> reached for pathetic insults first when you couldn't counter the
>> arguments I presented in that post. You got soundly bitch slapped and
>> then turned right around and started cryin about Wal*Mart in
>> retaliation. You got pwn3d, bitch!

>lol.

Well that's one way to describe your grasp of language mechanics.
Still, I wonder what failure of an education system it was that didn't
bother to teach you to what capital letters are for.

>for someone as 'leet' as you,

You think I'm "leet" now, eh Stevie?

>you seem to scream that point-n-click and
>'support' are really what you want. for the rest of us, we can go with
>that...or, we can go with a more stable os like linux and support it
>ourselves. a little reading never hurt anyone. that's free...like the os.

Sorry Retardo, but reading and learning takes time...and time is
money...well, okay maybe not YOUR time since you're just a worthless
waste of oxygen, but for OTHER people it's quite costly. Not to
mention in a business setting you would be looking at having to train
nearly ALL of your staff, which would require even MORE money, time
and resources. Not to mention the fact that the OS really isn't any
more stable than Windows (assuming they were both setup correctly by
someone who knows what the fuck they're doing...ie NOT you). Most
stability issues are a result of craptacular, bargain basement, piss
poor factory seconds hardware (especially with the kind of cheap ass
memory a dumbfuck like you will buy off eBay from some broke ass third
world livin ass hat).

The other failure of logic you've presented is in ASSuming that people
would WANT to take the time. A dumbfuck like yourself obviously can't
comprehend what PAYING FOR CONVENIENCE is all about.

And even further, you claim that someone can just go and read up on
Linux and figure out how to fix it themselves, but really, they can't.
Why not? Because far and wide most all Linux manuals, texts, books,
etc are written by math loving, anal, OCD inflicted fuckwits who
couldn't write to save their life let alone actually teach yer average
Joe how to troubleshoot a Linux problem. As was clearly explained in
the post you ran away from, Windows has a HUGE number of FREE,
reliable, trustworthy, WELL WRITTEN and CLEARLY EXPLAINED technical
resources for troubleshooting and managing problems and potential
problems (like the MS Knowledge Base).

So you might have to pay money for the OS, but at least you don't have
to fork over 10 times as much in paying for half assed Linux learning
materials, not to mention having to invest FAR more time in learning
it since it's *SO* poorly written/explained.

Not that this comes as a revelation to anyone...well, anyone who isn't
a dumbfuck like yourself. Nearly EVERY company you talk to will point
blank tell you that Linux is a MORE costly solution, especially in
that Windows IT staff are much less rare and therefore don't need to
be paid as much. Windows IT professionals are a dime a fuckin dozen
(due mostly to the ease of learning/troubleshooting due entirely to
the wonderful resources available). Where as Linux IT professionals
are much more rare, severely limiting your potential employee pool.
They also tend to be OVERLY analytical (read LESS creative) and
therefore have trouble coming up with cost effective IT solutions and
plans.

>plus, there are plenty of free venues to get questions answered.

Plenty, huh? Why don't you try listing...oh say 25 of them. I mean
if they're *SO* plentiful it should be REALLY easy for you.

Of course, any venue you can find I'm sure is plagued by overly
elitist Linux lovin nerd jobs who love screaming, "GOOGLE IS YOUR
FRIEND!" There are certainly no shortage of personal horror stories
out there regarding people who tried to seek help in teh Linux
community only to be deemed "unworthy" and ridiculed by the pompous
nerd floaters for asking such "noob level" questions.

>as for support that we may pay for? it is no more or less expensive than the
>support one gets from ms. you 'point' (bitch slapping) is nullified.

Sorry dipshit, but support for Windows isn't expensive AT ALL, not
when the MS Knowledge Base is completely free, not to mention a VAST
number of free forums and help sites that won't ridicule and attack
posters for asking "simple" or "noob" questions. Then of course
there's the fact I brought up about IT professionals and how those
with Microsoft level training are a dime a dozen and therefore don't
have to be paid as much. And of course the point I brought up in the
post you ran away from in that Windows is just bloated with free help
files, tutorials, wizards and examples where as such support is
fleeting at best with Linux distros, which would require that you
spend money on alternative learning tools that would just cost you
money but would also cost you time (which costs you even more money).

Again though, all these points are obviously lost on a complete and
total DUMBFUCK like yourself. I mean you're a spoiled little rich
brat who always had daddy to bail you out and solve all your problems
for you, so you're not used to thinking on such a high level, you just
can't see the BIG picture from your very limited view.

>no
>matter how you look at it though, the rest of us know that not many problems
>have just one solution. hence, we look at the task and the tools.

Problem is you don't look very far, but then that's why people like
you aren't in charge of major corporations IT operations. Those like
yourself are often found in "mom's basement" ranting on about the evul
Mr. Gates and how Linux is like a GOD that you worship daily. The
fact is that Linux just can't compete in most business applications
and simply won't EVER replace Windows as a user desktop OS. Linux is
best suited to specialty operations, like running your toaster oven or
pace maker or as a web server or for large scale symmetric
multiprocessing endeavors. For over a decade stupid morons like
yourself have been trying to turn Linux into something it's not and
something that it was never intended to be in the first place.

>as for insults? dude, you can't go three words without dropping f-bomb.

And yet the above paragraph doesn't contain even ONE instance of the
word fuck. Then again, those of...lesser intelligence, tend to focus
SOLELY on "bad words" that they were beaten as children to feel dirty
every time they hear them. You're *SO* traumatized with flashbacks of
verbal and physical abuse from seeing the word FUCK that you just
can't see ANYTHING else that's being said, no matter how accurate or
obvious it is.

>and, when i mentioned wally world, it was to remind you that your 'experience' is
>working there in a non-developmental technical role...you are a technology
>*consumer*, not a *provider*. the point was that your opinion carries less
>merit than others who actually supply solutions.

Sorry dipshit, but I most certainly am a technology provider, not only
at Wal*Mart but in my own personal endeavors as well. Granted there's
nothing in my job description that outright says I HAVE to be creative
and look for new solutions and methods for enhancing
operations...however the big fat $500+ dollar bonus checks we all get
every quarter when we keep our sales up over the projected quarterly
speculations is a REAL nice incentive to think outside the box and
come up with new solutions and ideas to existing problems. It doesn't
necessarily have to involve wires, batteries and other technological
hardware either, often times a technological advancement is something
as simple as incorporating an existing idea or method into your daily
operations. One simple thing I found that has saved us HUNDREDS of
dollars is colored stickers. Seems pretty basic and overly simple,
but if we use red stickers on all the overstock in February and then
blue stickers on all the overstock in March and then purple in April,
Green in May, Pink in June, Orange in July, etc, etc...well that means
one needs only glance at the bins to see exactly what merchandise
needs to go out first. Because if it's July everything with a red
sticker either HAS to go out by then or it's shipped to another store
that needs it.

In addition to the technology I research and develop for use in my job
I also own my own production company and have developed DOZENS of new
web, graphic and video technologies. You, well you haven't really
developed shit, so by your own argument that means you're not
qualified to even present an opinion. It is YOU that's a technology
USER and NOT a provider. At your cubical flunkie position you USE
technology to provide low level grunt work for those in the company
that actually are developing new technologies. You yourself however
provide NO input on the development of the technologies, you simply do
as you're told at the direction of those in the company who create the
technologies. You are, at best, simply a TOOL to be used by those
employed at your workplace who create and developer the technologies.

Here's a fun game we can play, I'll list a technology I've developed
and then you can try listing a technology that you've developed...and
we'll just go back and forth like that until one of us can't continue
(and no, you're not expected to even make it past this first post).

Oh, the claims also need to be backed up with some kind of evidence or
proof to prove that you're not simply pullin shit out of yer ass.

Okey dokey, here I go:
Perfect Liquid Web Design:
http://www.backwater-productions.net...atform/liquid/

LOL, I win. I developed the FIRST and ONLY example of a perfect
liquid website (prior to advancements made in recent Flash versions).

Okay loser, yer up next, let's see you backpedal for excuses like I
know you will. *snicker*

>you comparing yourself to einstein was very whimsical as well.

I never compared myself directly to Einstein you retard, although with
as highly as you think of me, well I can see why YOU might see such a
comparison.

>the difference between you and him is that he had a brain and used it. secondly,
>i don't see you having the capacity to do much more with your career than
>working where you currently are, doing exactly what you're doing now. i
>mean, come on! 27? working the front-lines taking inventory? that's a job
>for someone 10 years your junior.

Wal*Mart doesn't normally hire people under the age of 18 you fumbling
retard. And my job isn't so simple as just "taking inventory", at
least not if I want to make as much money as possible. It's not like
there's some magical list of inventory that all Wal*Marts HAVE to
carry, it's up to the individuals like me to decide what we want to
sell FOR OUR STORE and how much we need, how much we expect to sell.
If we goof up and order too little of something then we lose money.
If we goof up and order too much of something then we lose money. A
balance must be found in order to cater to the flow of purchases,
providing an adequate supply for the demands of OUR customers (our
meaning at our local store) with as little shrinkage as possible.

I'm sure these concepts are quite well beyond you, which is why you're
working as a senseless cubical flunkie. Simply put...your position
doesn't require you to be intelligent, mine does.

And you must be incredibly short-sighted to think that *MY* options
are in any way limited to Wal*Mart. Hell I turn down job offers from
places like Seattle and San Francisco nearly every other week. Why?
Because I like living here close to my family and friends and don't
want to have to move to take on a new job...especially when the
housing market of the area is about TEN TIMES what it is where I'm
currently living. Not only do I turn down numerous job offers I clock
about two resumes a week from people looking to come and work for my
company...despite the fact that there's nothing even on my site saying
anything about job openings. Most people who aren't stupid though can
see the sheer level of incredible plenipotentiary my sites and designs
hold and they wanna try and get in on that.

Especially some of the new stuff I'm working on like my skinable Flash
Windows and Flash Web Board constructs:
http://www.backwater-productions.net...orum_Template/
http://www.backwater-productions.net...um_entry_load/

Oh look, that's two more technologies I've developed before anyone
else. LOL, looks like you've got some catching up to do, Flunkie.

My creativity and skill is at such a high level that, simply put...I
can do whatever the fuck I want, I can create anything, I have no
limitations nor restrictions to what I can do. Where as those like
yourself are plagued with inability, lack of skill, narrow vision and
a poverty of imagination, I'm simply brimming to the point of overflow
with them. For someone like myself...there's no real rush. Hell I
could take a weekend and write a text book and have my whole house
paid off by the end of the year. Knowing you have potential like
that...yeah...not really that big of a deal. I'll use it if I
absolutely need to, but otherwise I'm under no pressure to use my
creativity for anything other than my own pleasurable satisfaction in
art and expression.

For someone as pathetic and artistically deficient as yourself the
only thing you see value in is money and you simply can't stop wishing
for endless amounts of it, thinking it'll magically solve your
stupidity and make you a happy person. Personal enjoyment in
expressionism and art is the only TRUE way to be a happy person...and
once you find it, as I have...yer not under any motivation to rush out
and use yer skillz to become a multi-billionaire (no matter how easy
it'd be to reach that level...and for me it'd be pretty damn easy).
At that point it becomes more of a want to use your skills for your
own enjoyment of life (and the enjoyment of others) than it is to use
them to make shit loads of money that won't really get you anything
enjoyable that you don't already have.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
news:vmu4r3tkvbio6d32dfjfp7960lu72kla5q@4ax.com...
> On Tue, 12 Feb 2008 22:25:36 -0600, "Steve" <no.one@example.com>
> wrote:
>
>>> LOL, diaper trolled!
>>>
>>> http://groups.google.com/group/alt.u...804acd3d6ecf06
>>>
>>> Poor Stevie, bitch slapped *SO* badly he has to resort to scraping the
>>> VERY bottom of the Hatter Addict barrel. Tsch, tsch, tsch...yer so
>>> pathetic Stevie. If you like diapers so much though I'm sure I could
>>> arrange to have some sent to you:
>>> http://www.getrevengeonyourex.com/sh...arge.php?p=120
>>>
>>> See I'm a firm believer that you should never attempt to attack anyone
>>> on a level that you yourself are not FULLY prepared to have delivered
>>> right back at yourself. So if you accuse me of being an
>>> infantilist...well, you shouldn't be too surprised if I go ahead and
>>> send some special messages to all your friends and family and
>>> employer, now should you? ^_^
>
>>oh, by all means do. let me know when you find a way...hint: first you
>>have
>>to take your head outta your ass in order to look around. it is an amusing
>>thought, you trying to hack to find out anything about me. but again, by
>>all
>>means do.
>
> LOL, Stevie thinks he's anonymous on the Internet. *snicker*

LOL, omh thinks he's capable of finding anything about me inclusive of my
friends, employers, et. al. (yet can't back it up other than with ad-homs)

>>>>those pics were shocking.
>
>>> Yeah I never thought Photoshop edits could look so unbelievably fake
>>> either, although they were created by talentless meandering fuckwits
>>> like yourself without a single ounce of creative talent or ability.
>
>>>>your 'real life' seems to want to be a pretense on many fronts. must
>>>>be that your 'life is [NOT SO] great' afterall.
>
>>> I'm sure it wouldn't be if any of the delusions of Hatter Addicts like
>>> yourself were anywhere near rooted in reality, unfortunately for your
>>> lil wet dreams of retribution, they're not...but try and remember,
>>> whatever lies you accuse me of in place of a failed argument...I can
>>> accuse you of something even worse. Protip: Don't ever fuck with
>>> someone who has more creativity than you do.
>
>>ok...i'll stick to fucking around with you then.
>>
>>bring it!
>
> ...this from the retard who actively tries to hide his identity
> online. You probably wouldn't be such a mouthy fuck if yer full nyme
> and pictures were posted online, would you Stevie? Nah, if your full
> nyme was posted you wouldn't be shouting "bring it" so much as you'd
> be screaming, "I'M SORRY! PLEASE DON'T FUCK WITH ME!" Face it
> d00d...yer a pathetic little coward mouthing off under the ASSumed
> blanket of anonymity (not even comprehending just how fast the covers
> can be pulled off).

you probably wouldn't be such a 'mouthy fuck' if you could back up anything
you say and had anything resembling a life.

as it is, 'bring it' is a challenge for you to showcase your 'leet
skillz'...stock boi.