10 Reasons Why PHP is Better than ASP

"Ali Bobo" <1001webs@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> On Jan 20, 9:40 am, Adam Frame <mistr...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> Steve wrote:
>> > "Adam Frame" <mistr...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> >news:Ya2dna-v0czkHRLaRVn_vwA@giganews.com...
>> >> Do you get a kick out of insulting people on the internet? You, sir
>> >> are in
>> >> need of a mouthwash with a bar of soap. If you cannot contribute to a
>> >> civilized discussion without swearing and insults then don't
>> >> contribute at
>> >> all.
>>
>> > first of all, 'mouthwash' is the generic term for a product used *TO*
>> > wash
>> > one's mouth. i think you mean that i need my mouth washed with...that
>> > would
>> > be 'in need of a mouth wash with...'
>>
>> > the space is important. :)
>>
>> However nitpicking your response may seem, I did realise that once I had
>> posted it and I thank you for your correction.
>>
>> Now back to the matter in hand, why is it that on the internet people
>> find it more acceptable to swear, call people names and (god forbid)
>> threaten others? I've never understood that.
>
> That's easy to answer.
> Because they are not face to face, they would think better otherwise.

nah, i'd still tell him he was full of shit.

> But don't take it personal, it's just the way Usenet is and there are
> even some positive sides in that attitude, such as frankness.

exactly. (and royness too).

"Adam Frame" <mistraal@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> On Sun, 20 Jan 2008 09:40:32 +0100, Adam Frame <mistraal@gmail.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>>> Steve wrote:
>>>> "Adam Frame" <mistraal@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:Ya2dna-v0czkHRLaRVn_vwA@giganews.com...
>>>>> Do you get a kick out of insulting people on the internet? You, sir
>>>>> are in need of a mouthwash with a bar of soap. If you cannot
>>>>> contribute to a civilized discussion without swearing and insults then
>>>>> don't contribute at all.
>>>> first of all, 'mouthwash' is the generic term for a product used *TO*
>>>> wash one's mouth. i think you mean that i need my mouth washed
>>>> with...that would be 'in need of a mouth wash with...'
>>>>
>>>> the space is important. :)
>>>>
>>> However nitpicking your response may seem, I did realise that once I had
>>> posted it and I thank you for your correction.
>>>
>>> Now back to the matter in hand, why is it that on the internet people
>>> find it more acceptable to swear, call people names and (god forbid)
>>> threaten others? I've never understood that.
>>>
>>> For me a much more damning response to a post you do not agree with is
>>> one which refutes each and every point you intend to without resorting
>>> to insults. You just debase your very own argument and make it much less
>>> likely that you get your point across.
>>>
>>> My 2 cents.
>>
>> The thing you don't get Newfag, is that not everyone is a church going
>> Christian conservative fuckhead like you are. And yeah, if the only
>> people you hang out with in the real world are OTHER newfag Christian
>> conservative fuckheads like yourself...obviously yer not gonna hear
>> much "foul language" (as your parents beat you to think).
>>
>> Unfortunately for you, Newfag, the Internet is made up of people ALL
>> over the world of ALL different walks of life, cultures, subcultures,
>> interests, etc, etc. And in a LOT of those communities, the ones a
>> newfag Christian conservative like yourself has no fuckin cl00 about,
>> yeah, "foul language" is very much the norm and isn't actually
>> considered "foul" at all...then again these are the people whose
>> parents DIDN'T beat and molest them into feeling sick and dirty every
>> time they hear a word like CUNT.
>>
>> --
>>
>> Onideus Mad Hatter
>> mhm ¹ x ¹
>> http://www.backwater-productions.net
>> http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
>>
>>
>> Hatter Quotes
>> -------------
>> "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
>> best."
>>
>> "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you with
>> it."
>>
>> "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
>>
>> "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
>>
>> "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
>>
>> "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
>> bad."
>>
>> "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."
>>
>> "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
>>
>> "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
>> of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
>>
>> "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct that
>> doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others of its
>> relevancy."
>>
>> "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
>> creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
>>
>> "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
>>
>> "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that they're
>> just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just givin em out
>> for free."
>>
>> "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere. So
>> the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest, to
>> their merry little mess."
>>
>> "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly horrible
>> it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip their heads
>> off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand sweet innocent
>> horrified children, who will forever have the terrible images burned into
>> their tiny little minds'."
>>
>> "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
>> properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
>>
>> "Those who record history are those who control history."
>>
>> "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
>> endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you don't
>> get sent to me...I come for you."
>>
>> "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton tactical
>> thermonuclear fusion based war head."
>>
>> "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a function?"
>> "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
>> Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
>> indicates an increase in Webtv users."
>>
>> "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww, gee...that's
>> too bad...for YOU!" `, )
>
> ¡Me cago en la leche de tu madre! ¡Hijo de puta, cabrón!
> ¡Plasta de mierda, maricón! (es como hablan en *mi* comunidad)

and this is impressive how? and yes, that's about how it sounds in my
'comunidad'...tambien. next.

> You see, Oh mighty keyboard warrior!, I have no aversion to swearing or
> insults. I do not, however, see a point to them in a work-related
> newsgroup.

it's not work-related. it's php related, but not work-related.

among omh's many faults, making large assumptions - incorrectly - is his
forte (pronounced correctly as 'fort' :) wtf was his rant about xtians?
where'd that come from?


> Now, reread your post and tell yourself that you sound like anything but a
> bitter, fat, spotty 14 year old who lives in his mothers basement.

actually, truth be known, he's 29 this (afaik)...and, yes, he does live with
his mother. only, i think he keeps her down there. btw, all his 'real world'
experience in programming comes from working the cash register at walmart.
no, i'm not making any of that up.

"Ali Bobo" <1001webs@gmail.com> wrote in message
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On Jan 21, 10:29 am, Adam Frame <mistr...@gmail.com> wrote:


Excelente dominio del idioma Español.
¿Dónde lo aprendió?
Bueno, quizás no lo quiera saber ...

==========

y, de quien te molesta por te dar las palabras escribir aqui. sin linguas
del espanol en total!

Steve:

> if you have no clue as to the technology against which you are making
> comparisons, how the fuck can you expect to be taken seriously?!!!
> further,
> how can you ever expect to pick the right tool for the job...which is
> COMPLETELY what makes one better than the other! it's all relative to
> changing factors that you don't even consider, troll.

define 'better'
Floor

Floor wrote:
> Steve:
>
>> if you have no clue as to the technology against which you are making
>> comparisons, how the fuck can you expect to be taken seriously?!!!
>> further,
>> how can you ever expect to pick the right tool for the job...which is
>> COMPLETELY what makes one better than the other! it's all relative to
>> changing factors that you don't even consider, troll.
>
> define 'better'
> Floor
>
>
He didn't get to 'meanings of words' yet in grade III.

"The Natural Philosopher" <a@b.c> wrote in message
news:1201347744.55497.2@iris.uk.clara.net...
> Floor wrote:
>> Steve:
>>
>>> if you have no clue as to the technology against which you are making
>>> comparisons, how the fuck can you expect to be taken seriously?!!!
>>> further,
>>> how can you ever expect to pick the right tool for the job...which is
>>> COMPLETELY what makes one better than the other! it's all relative to
>>> changing factors that you don't even consider, troll.
>>
>> define 'better'
>> Floor
> He didn't get to 'meanings of words' yet in grade III.

lol. yet, in grade 3, 'relative' means that 'better' changes meaning under
each circumstance. 'better' in that light, would mean the tool that best
fits the accomplishment of the task at hand...which is a complete
re-iteration of what i'd said before. we, in grade 3, read with
comprehension.

cheers, phil.

"Steve" <no.one@example.com> wrote:

[speaking of Onideus Mad Hatter]
>actually, truth be known, he's 29 this (afaik)...and, yes, he does live
>with his mother. only, i think he keeps her down there. btw, all his
>'real world' experience in programming comes from working the cash
>register at walmart. no, i'm not making any of that up.

Damn, what a pathetic loser. Well, that figures, since he did sound like
a loser.

On Fri, 25 Jan 2008 16:01:46 -0600, "Steve" <no.one@example.com>
wrote:

>
>"Adam Frame" <mistraal@gmail.com> wrote in message
>news:lPqdnUgiSuyf-wna4p2dnAA@giganews.com...
>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>> On Sun, 20 Jan 2008 09:40:32 +0100, Adam Frame <mistraal@gmail.com>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Steve wrote:
>>>>> "Adam Frame" <mistraal@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>> news:Ya2dna-v0czkHRLaRVn_vwA@giganews.com...
>>>>>> Do you get a kick out of insulting people on the internet? You, sir
>>>>>> are in need of a mouthwash with a bar of soap. If you cannot
>>>>>> contribute to a civilized discussion without swearing and insults then
>>>>>> don't contribute at all.
>>>>> first of all, 'mouthwash' is the generic term for a product used *TO*
>>>>> wash one's mouth. i think you mean that i need my mouth washed
>>>>> with...that would be 'in need of a mouth wash with...'
>>>>>
>>>>> the space is important. :)
>>>>>
>>>> However nitpicking your response may seem, I did realise that once I had
>>>> posted it and I thank you for your correction.
>>>>
>>>> Now back to the matter in hand, why is it that on the internet people
>>>> find it more acceptable to swear, call people names and (god forbid)
>>>> threaten others? I've never understood that.
>>>>
>>>> For me a much more damning response to a post you do not agree with is
>>>> one which refutes each and every point you intend to without resorting
>>>> to insults. You just debase your very own argument and make it much less
>>>> likely that you get your point across.
>>>>
>>>> My 2 cents.
>>>
>>> The thing you don't get Newfag, is that not everyone is a church going
>>> Christian conservative fuckhead like you are. And yeah, if the only
>>> people you hang out with in the real world are OTHER newfag Christian
>>> conservative fuckheads like yourself...obviously yer not gonna hear
>>> much "foul language" (as your parents beat you to think).
>>>
>>> Unfortunately for you, Newfag, the Internet is made up of people ALL
>>> over the world of ALL different walks of life, cultures, subcultures,
>>> interests, etc, etc. And in a LOT of those communities, the ones a
>>> newfag Christian conservative like yourself has no fuckin cl00 about,
>>> yeah, "foul language" is very much the norm and isn't actually
>>> considered "foul" at all...then again these are the people whose
>>> parents DIDN'T beat and molest them into feeling sick and dirty every
>>> time they hear a word like CUNT.
>>>
>>> --
>>>
>>> Onideus Mad Hatter
>>> mhm ¹ x ¹
>>> http://www.backwater-productions.net
>>> http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
>>>
>>>
>>> Hatter Quotes
>>> -------------
>>> "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
>>> best."
>>>
>>> "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you with
>>> it."
>>>
>>> "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
>>>
>>> "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
>>>
>>> "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
>>>
>>> "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
>>> bad."
>>>
>>> "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."
>>>
>>> "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
>>>
>>> "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
>>> of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
>>>
>>> "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct that
>>> doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others of its
>>> relevancy."
>>>
>>> "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
>>> creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
>>>
>>> "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
>>>
>>> "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that they're
>>> just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just givin em out
>>> for free."
>>>
>>> "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere. So
>>> the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest, to
>>> their merry little mess."
>>>
>>> "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly horrible
>>> it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip their heads
>>> off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand sweet innocent
>>> horrified children, who will forever have the terrible images burned into
>>> their tiny little minds'."
>>>
>>> "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
>>> properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
>>>
>>> "Those who record history are those who control history."
>>>
>>> "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
>>> endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you don't
>>> get sent to me...I come for you."
>>>
>>> "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton tactical
>>> thermonuclear fusion based war head."
>>>
>>> "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a function?"
>>> "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
>>> Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
>>> indicates an increase in Webtv users."
>>>
>>> "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww, gee...that's
>>> too bad...for YOU!" `, )
>>
>> ¡Me cago en la leche de tu madre! ¡Hijo de puta, cabrón!
>> ¡Plasta de mierda, maricón! (es como hablan en *mi* comunidad)
>
>and this is impressive how? and yes, that's about how it sounds in my
>'comunidad'...tambien. next.
>
>> You see, Oh mighty keyboard warrior!, I have no aversion to swearing or
>> insults. I do not, however, see a point to them in a work-related
>> newsgroup.
>
>it's not work-related. it's php related, but not work-related.
>
>among omh's many faults, making large assumptions - incorrectly - is his
>forte (pronounced correctly as 'fort' :) wtf was his rant about xtians?
>where'd that come from?
>
>
>> Now, reread your post and tell yourself that you sound like anything but a
>> bitter, fat, spotty 14 year old who lives in his mothers basement.
>
>actually, truth be known, he's 29 this (afaik)...and, yes, he does live with
>his mother. only, i think he keeps her down there. btw, all his 'real world'
>experience in programming comes from working the cash register at walmart.
>no, i'm not making any of that up.

Your butt hurtz is showing Stevie. You wanna have yerself a lil cry
and try flailing for lames a lil more? *snicker* I could be a gawd
damn garbage collector and I'd still have more programming experience
in my left pinky finger than you'll ever have in your entire
fuckwitted, meandering little inconsequential existence. You're just
a stupid ass loser who got slapped across the face one too many times
by your betters and it's made you all bitter and pissy.

PS - all your "facts" are completely the fuck wrong. For one I'm 27,
two I don't "live with my mother", I own my own house you fuckin
retard and at Wal*Mart I'm an inventory control specialist which is a
fuck of a lot more than you've ever managed to accomplish workin over
at Mickey Ds, Bumbles.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

On Fri, 25 Jan 2008 15:32:10 -0600, "Steve" <no.one@example.com>
wrote:

>
>"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
>news:d1ndp39beh5v7v4mrou386034g60st6g3f@4ax.com.. .
>> On Tue, 22 Jan 2008 22:02:05 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>
>>>On the contrary, it's your arguments that sound very 90ish, before
>>>companies got slapped with the reality that once they installed PHP or
>>>whatever on all their systems that they didn't have anybody to
>>>actually fix problems with it and wound up having to pay through the
>>>nose for every little hiccup. Everyone who isn't fuckin retarded
>>>knows that most Linux oriented companies are in it for the jacked up
>>>tech support fees. They go to dumbfuck companies that don't know any
>>>better, peddling "free software solutions" and WOW, boy they sure
>>>think they're getting a deal...that is until something goes wrong and
>>>the company that set up the software for 'em suddenly starts goin,
>>>"Well uh...ya see...that's gonna cost ya extra if you want help..."
>>
>> I forgot about this lil gem:
>> http://www.backwater-productions.net...ux_Support.png
>>
>> Dell's new Linux installed machines sure are a great deal...well,
>> until you need help. LOL
>
>hmmm...the only free support you get from ms is 3 calls within the first
>year of installation/purchase. that's for an individual. you *always* pay
>for support from ms if you are a corporation. ever price msdn subscriptions?
>ever actually call for support from ms? exhorbidant is the only word that
>comes to mind. i suppose you haven't. nothing is free, my dear boy.

Oh Stevie, you're still so very much retarded, aren't you? With
Windows there is endless shitloads of support, from hand holding
software setup wizards and tutorials guiding you through each step,
dozens of different templates, thousands of handy tool tips, highly
automated/advanced troubleshooting and configuration allowing even the
biggest idiots to install practically anything and have it work the
first time right out of the box. Then of course there's the Microsoft
Knowledge Base...do be sure and let us all know when one of the Linux
distros manages to get something similar.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
news:27p6q39qjfcivsv16nfqnckvnoptm289o0@4ax.com...
> On Fri, 25 Jan 2008 15:32:10 -0600, "Steve" <no.one@example.com>
> wrote:
>
>>
>>"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
>>news:d1ndp39beh5v7v4mrou386034g60st6g3f@4ax.com. ..
>>> On Tue, 22 Jan 2008 22:02:05 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>>On the contrary, it's your arguments that sound very 90ish, before
>>>>companies got slapped with the reality that once they installed PHP or
>>>>whatever on all their systems that they didn't have anybody to
>>>>actually fix problems with it and wound up having to pay through the
>>>>nose for every little hiccup. Everyone who isn't fuckin retarded
>>>>knows that most Linux oriented companies are in it for the jacked up
>>>>tech support fees. They go to dumbfuck companies that don't know any
>>>>better, peddling "free software solutions" and WOW, boy they sure
>>>>think they're getting a deal...that is until something goes wrong and
>>>>the company that set up the software for 'em suddenly starts goin,
>>>>"Well uh...ya see...that's gonna cost ya extra if you want help..."
>>>
>>> I forgot about this lil gem:
>>> http://www.backwater-productions.net...ux_Support.png
>>>
>>> Dell's new Linux installed machines sure are a great deal...well,
>>> until you need help. LOL
>>
>>hmmm...the only free support you get from ms is 3 calls within the first
>>year of installation/purchase. that's for an individual. you *always* pay
>>for support from ms if you are a corporation. ever price msdn
>>subscriptions?
>>ever actually call for support from ms? exhorbidant is the only word that
>>comes to mind. i suppose you haven't. nothing is free, my dear boy.
>
> Oh Stevie, you're still so very much retarded, aren't you? With
> Windows there is endless shitloads of support, from hand holding
> software setup wizards and tutorials guiding you through each step,
> dozens of different templates, thousands of handy tool tips, highly
> automated/advanced troubleshooting and configuration allowing even the
> biggest idiots to install practically anything and have it work the
> first time right out of the box. Then of course there's the Microsoft
> Knowledge Base...do be sure and let us all know when one of the Linux
> distros manages to get something similar.

still gainfully employed behind the walmart cash register? thought so. still
living with your mom? thought so.

maybe your 'technical expertise' will be more valid once you have a job that
at least kind of resembles programming or technology based infrastructures.
for this topic, you'd have had to manage the budget of a tech. dept. before
anyone would listen.

dream big, oh rotunda, dream big. maybe some day some one will hire you. :)