10 Reasons Why PHP is Better than ASP

"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
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well, i had to rethink this one. i lost power during my initial line-by-line
rebuttal. i can honestly say that omh just isn't worth the time to retype
everything. and should he be? i mean, a walmart stock boi who says he
*provides technology* by using colored stickers is akin to a 3rd grader
saying the same thing while highlighting big words in his reading homework.
omh is the same fellow who claims he's got a bang-up portfolio - one without
any clients, i might add. care-bears...that's so cute. omh is also the one
who doesn't understand bit shifting even when complete noobs reading the
first post (of 15+ posts by a miriad of people) said, "i got...wow, now i
know what it's doing and can use it too". this is the same omh who thinks
his site was secure and his code pristine...only to have someone pull his
flash source code down, post it here, and show him what lines were producing
a huge bottle-neck. the very omh that at age 27 stocks isles as walmart and
presses a button on a scanner. this omh is not only professionally limited
to this activity (by proof of employment), but is likewise not qualified to
speak to software or hardware requirements. correct me if i'm wrong, but
this is also the same omh who used to work for dairy queen (aim high there,
techno-boi)...until he was fired for wanking at work? you're rediculous.

you are merrily plonked again...i'll let you out of my killfile in a month
or two to check if your head is still lodged up your ass. i hope you enjoy
thinking you're 'leet'...the rest of us know otherwise.

On Feb 12, 10:52 am, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-
productions.net> wrote:
> On Mon, 11 Feb 2008 18:36:40 -0800 (PST), Ali Bobo
>
> <1001w...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> You certainly do seem very interested in my personal life, Cuppycake.
> >I'm not in the least but I can't help to think that you are bit of a
> >wanker.
>
> Well maybe that's because your dumbass treats the Internet like real
> life...most likely because your real life is so utterly shit. My life
> is great so I don't need to retard online looking to get what *I've*
> already got, unlike you.
You ain't got nothing
You got a shitty job and a portfolio made up with shitty Manga comics
from the 80's.

> >That you use inflatable dolls is the obvious conclusion since you need
> >both hands to write all the crap you litter Usenet with.
>
> I told you already, it's yer mom, d00d. Why can't you just accept the
> truth that your mom and I are boinkin each other? Trying to ignore it
> won't make us stop fuckin each other.
>
> >> Maybe you should worry more about your own failing relationships
> >> rather than throwing out flailing projections in regards to mine. On
> >> the positive side (well, for me) is that if anyone ever tells me to
> >> "get a life", I can just say, "Hey, I've got Ali Bobo's!"
> >Sure mate, I'll remember that next time I go to WalMarts and let a
> >carton of milk drop in front of you just for the pleasure of watching
> >you on all fours.
>
> Actually you dumbfuck I'll get on a walkie and just call for
> maintenance for a 'wet spill' (read 'dumbass spill'). And if
> something is spilled we have to stand there and wait around for
> maintenance to come so dumbfucks like you don't walk through it. So
> essentially your stupid ass would be giving me a free five minute
> break whilst I wait for the mop and bucket crew to clean up your
> stupidity. Oh but hey, don't worry about it, the prices in the store
> are jacked up on average about 20% *JUST* for the retards like you who
> drop shit and take shit back. Most people don't realize this, but if
> all the retards like yourself up and DIED tomorrow...all the prices in
> all the stores would just magically drop about 25%. Essentially
> you're just making OTHER people pay for your stupidity...oh but hey,
> you just keep fumbling for Hatter retribution wet dreams you pathetic
> meandering obsesso fuckwit. Yeesh...Hatter Addicts...they sure are
> breeding you STUPID these days.
If you believe for a second that I would do something like that to
anybody but your kind that's because you mistakenly pretend to be a
"person".
You deserve that kind of trait weirdo, just to put you in place wher
you belong.
I have come accross many like you, arrogant idiots that feel superior
when dressed in an official manner, at petrol stations, supermarkets,
trying to direct the traffic, people's lifes and what not.
Laughable really.
And if you died nobody would notice, perhaps the traffic would be more
fluid, that's all.

> >And don't forget to keep the smile on your face while you are down
> >there, as you have been instructed so many times ...
>
> I'm pretty sure they only tell the cashiers to smile and look
> happy...although since I enjoy my job and the people I work with I'm
> usually smiling anyway...I mean I'm not some loser like you who hates
> his life and everything in it. I'm sure you go to work as a cubical
> flunkie with a sad face and a depressed heart as you fork over any and
> all creative potential you *MIGHT* have had to someone *ELSE'S*
> dreams, ambitions and ideas. For me, the *ONLY* one who gets *MY*
> creative potential is *ME*, so when I get off work I feel totally
> refreshed, brimming with creative ideas and drive, saving it all up
> just for me. Where as for a cubical flunkie like yourself, well you
> get off work mentally exhausted, only able to flop down in front of
> the boob-tube and zone the fuck out to Seinfeld reruns, completely
> unable to produce anything noteworthy or remarkable on your own
> because by the time you clock out your employer has already raped you
> of any and all creativity and ideas. That's the reason that mouthy
> fucks like you have no personal work that they can show off, because
> all it is to a dumbfuck like you is a worthless hate ridden job, where
> as to someone like me...it's an art form.
Art my ass.
I've seen those Manga animations since the late 80's when I was
playing with the Amiga.
You are rotten history.

> > Just remember that your job is at stake and since you have absolutely
> >no future as a web designer or whatever else really, you'd better
> >behave like the good doggy you in fact are,
>
> Actually dumbass, it's YOUR money that's at stake. The more shit
> dumbasses like you screw up the higher the prices will go, it won't
> affect me one way or the other, Dipshit.
It cost us more money to subsidize good-for-nothing morons like you.

> >> Really though, again, you should probably concentrate more on your own
> >> failing existence rather than simply giving it all up and attempting
> >> to live vicariously through mine, all the while projecting all the
> >> unresolved fuckups in your own life that you ran away from.
> >I couldn't care less about you or about any fucked-up weirdo of your
> >kind, believe me.
>
> Right, this just from the Hatter Addict who claims he's gonna show up
> at Wal*Mart and start spillin shit all over the floor like a retard so
> he can "get back" at dat mean 'ol Mad Hatter for all his online butt
> hurtz.
>
> *rolls eyes*
>
> You're as transparent as you are stupid, you dumbfuck.
Sure sweety pie,
if it makes you feel better ...

> >What I fail to understand is what someone whose portfolio consists
> >basically of modified (for the worst) freely (for a good reason) Flash
> >Templates,
>
> None of my sites are based upon any Flash templates nor did they come
> from any templates either, you fuckin retard. They were ALL
> constructed FROM SCRATCH with all coding work as my own. It's kinda
> flattering though that you would think so highly of my work, confusing
> it for professionally designed Flash templates...LOL, looks like ya
> fumbled again, Dumbass.
I never said "professionally designed"
And they're not even yours.
Go scratch your asshole.

> >is doing in a thread of this kind which clearly is above
> >the "expertise" of a Windoze jerk, sorry, wanker.
>
> Free cl00, Retardo, my web server is running Linux (duh uh, think slow
> now) and it's pretty fuckin obvious to anyone who isn't some fumbling
> amateur, wannabe like yourself that a great many of my sites are
> utilizing some pretty high end PHP. A lesser, poser class, dipshit
> like yourself though just looks at my sites and thinks, "Oh it's a
> template, it came like that." No Fumbles, just because YOUR stupid
> ass couldn't make a site like mine doesn't mean that *I* can't make a
> site like mine. They're *MY* work, *MY* sites, *MY* code, *MY*
> graphics. Don't try and project your own lack of ability onto others
> you drooling dipshit. Just because *YOU* can't doesn't mean that
> other people like myself can't.
90% of webservers are running Linux, you fuckwit.
Just out of curiosity, what code are you talking about?

> >Go back to your Cartoons, your dolls and your toys, moronish piece of
> >nothing.
>
> Funny in that cartoons, dolls and toys all make up a multi-BILLION
> dollar a year industry. You're just a fumbling retarded tweenage
> muppet fuck dipshit though so I can see as how it would have skipped
> you. Do be sure and let us all know when you're finally out of junior
> high and manage to graduate out of yer Pampers size 7s and into some
> Pull-ups you drooling, Barney generation flunkie.
>
> >There's discussion going on here that is beyond your mental
> >capacity and people writing on matters that you can't grasp.
>
> This from the retard who doesn't even have *A* site, let alone many
> sites with PHP coding that would necessitate a claim of being
> knowledgeable in the area. Hell yer such a poser class idiot fuck
> that all you see when you visit one of my sites is straight Flash and
> nothing else and instantly you think, "DUH UH...TEMPLATE!"
Actually, I thought;
"Man, just another retarded wannabe "artist" trying to impress the
audience by copying some old Japanese Manga Comics and rendering them
at 3 frames per second"

> I've SHIT more PHP code than your stupid ass has ever even DREAMED of
> producing, Spittles.
Sure genius.
You couldn't even tell the difference between an array and a chain of
fools reactions
Show me your PHP code please, I'd love to see some

> >In fact, even the Nabaztag is beyond your retarded mind ...
>
> For someone with such an aversion to toys and dolls you certainly are
> enamored with this little Nabaztag...and when you look back on all the
> references in your posts to "blow up dolls" and the
> like...yeah...ewww. I don't even wanna KNOW what the fuck kinda sicko
> fantasies you're having, you Nabaztag rapist.

The only fantasy it comes to my mind is sticking up your scrotum the
Nabaztag and have it spread wide open his ears once he is inside ...
as he sings "what a wonderful World this would be"
.... without mad fucked-up weirdos around ...

Go make a Flash animation with that material now, dimwit ...

On Wed, 13 Feb 2008 19:17:02 -0800 (PST), Ali Bobo
<1001webs@gmail.com> wrote:

>On Feb 12, 10:52 am, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-
>productions.net> wrote:
>> On Mon, 11 Feb 2008 18:36:40 -0800 (PST), Ali Bobo
>>
>> <1001w...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> >> You certainly do seem very interested in my personal life, Cuppycake.
>> >I'm not in the least but I can't help to think that you are bit of a
>> >wanker.
>>
>> Well maybe that's because your dumbass treats the Internet like real
>> life...most likely because your real life is so utterly shit. My life
>> is great so I don't need to retard online looking to get what *I've*
>> already got, unlike you.

>You ain't got nothing

Why do you reply? I mean surely by now you must KNOW yer just gonna
get slapped right up long side yer fat head with eight shades of
blistering reality...so why do you keep it up? You like the abuse?
Or are you just too stupid to admit defeat, too proud to "give in" to
an egoist like myself. Must really burn you up inside, eh?

>You got a shitty job

A job is what you make of it, Dribbles. Problem is you're real
shallow and pathetic so the only factor you're even looking at as far
as what makes a "good" job is how much money you're earning.
Interestingly enough, people like you...are never happy with their
job. Me, I could be a fuckin garbage collector and I'd still be able
to find enjoyment in my job...but that's just me, I have a real nasty
"problem" with not dwelling on the bad, the glass is ALWAYS half full
for me. ^_^

> and a portfolio made up with shitty Manga comics
>from the 80's.

Uh, what the fuck manga comics are you yammering about? There aren't
any manga comics anywhere on any of my sites. Yeesh, have you even
BEEN to any of my sites you reaching fuckwit?

>> Actually you dumbfuck I'll get on a walkie and just call for
>> maintenance for a 'wet spill' (read 'dumbass spill'). And if
>> something is spilled we have to stand there and wait around for
>> maintenance to come so dumbfucks like you don't walk through it. So
>> essentially your stupid ass would be giving me a free five minute
>> break whilst I wait for the mop and bucket crew to clean up your
>> stupidity. Oh but hey, don't worry about it, the prices in the store
>> are jacked up on average about 20% *JUST* for the retards like you who
>> drop shit and take shit back. Most people don't realize this, but if
>> all the retards like yourself up and DIED tomorrow...all the prices in
>> all the stores would just magically drop about 25%. Essentially
>> you're just making OTHER people pay for your stupidity...oh but hey,
>> you just keep fumbling for Hatter retribution wet dreams you pathetic
>> meandering obsesso fuckwit. Yeesh...Hatter Addicts...they sure are
>> breeding you STUPID these days.

>If you believe for a second that I would do something like that to
>anybody but your kind that's because you mistakenly pretend to be a
>"person".

Ahhh yes, it's very easy for you, huh? Anyone you don't like, anyone
that rubs you the wrong way, anyone that rubs your face in your own
stupidity...hell you can do whatever you want to 'em, cause by YOUR
label they're not REAL people, they DESERVE IT, don't they? LOL, way
to reveal yourself as a psychotic, Bobo. Tell us, how many women, er
sorry, I mean how many 'inhuman whores' have you raped and brutally
murdered this week, Bobo?

PS - you know you named yourself after a monkey

>You deserve that kind of trait weirdo, just to put you in place wher
>you belong.

LOL, yeah it must REALLY bother you, I mean someone who isn't rich and
doesn't have a job where they make millions and they're actually HAPPY
about it?! Yeah, you just CAN'T have that, can you? You've got to
"put them in their place" to try and square out yer fuckwitted little
shit minded narrow view of "how things ought to be".

Free cl00, ya dumbfuck, the world doesn't work the way you want it
to...if you'd like a demonstration why don't you come on over to
Wal*Mart sometime and introduce yourself...it won't take me more than
a minute to clock out for lunch and follow you out to your car and get
yer license plate number. Somehow I don't think you'll be even half
the man you pretend to be online when you magically lose your ability
to stay anonymous, you dribbling little pussy. ^_^

>I have come accross many like you,

Yeah and you've cowered the fuck in fear from every one of them.

>arrogant idiots that feel superior
>when dressed in an official manner, at petrol stations, supermarkets,
>trying to direct the traffic, people's lifes and what not.
>Laughable really.
>And if you died nobody would notice, perhaps the traffic would be more
>fluid, that's all.

Uh huh, then again maybe yer just a dumbfuck who needs constant
direction, in which case you would notice if they up and died...cause
yer stupid ass would probably walk the fuck right out into traffic and
get hit by a semi without them.

Your DELUSIONS are never in line with reality though, those people you
mentioned, like myself, aren't arrogant nor do we feel "superior" at
all in our jobs, we just *DO* our job, unlike you, a lazy fuckin slug
who just eats off company resources and gives nothing but problems in
return. It just pisses you off because you want everyone else to be a
lazy fuckin pig like you are because then you can justify your
drooling behavior to yourself. It makes you *SO* angry that there are
people out there who are actually DOING their job and actually doing a
GOOD job of it. Why can't all those manager types just be like you
and bumble around the water cooler wasting someone else's money?

Free cl00, Dipshit...there's a reason you won't ever BE a manager type
(at ANY business). People like you...yer REAL easy to weed out of the
system...and for good reason. If people like you actually got into
management positions the whole gawd damn civilized world would likely
shut the fuck down because of it.

>> >And don't forget to keep the smile on your face while you are down
>> >there, as you have been instructed so many times ...

>> I'm pretty sure they only tell the cashiers to smile and look
>> happy...although since I enjoy my job and the people I work with I'm
>> usually smiling anyway...I mean I'm not some loser like you who hates
>> his life and everything in it. I'm sure you go to work as a cubical
>> flunkie with a sad face and a depressed heart as you fork over any and
>> all creative potential you *MIGHT* have had to someone *ELSE'S*
>> dreams, ambitions and ideas. For me, the *ONLY* one who gets *MY*
>> creative potential is *ME*, so when I get off work I feel totally
>> refreshed, brimming with creative ideas and drive, saving it all up
>> just for me. Where as for a cubical flunkie like yourself, well you
>> get off work mentally exhausted, only able to flop down in front of
>> the boob-tube and zone the fuck out to Seinfeld reruns, completely
>> unable to produce anything noteworthy or remarkable on your own
>> because by the time you clock out your employer has already raped you
>> of any and all creativity and ideas. That's the reason that mouthy
>> fucks like you have no personal work that they can show off, because
>> all it is to a dumbfuck like you is a worthless hate ridden job, where
>> as to someone like me...it's an art form.

>Art my ass.

Yes I'm quite sure you WOULDN'T be able to tell the difference between
art and your ass, Philistine.

>I've seen those Manga animations since the late 80's when I was
>playing with the Amiga.
>You are rotten history.

First of all, Bumbles, once again I'll point out the glaring fact that
there isn't ANY manga on ANY of my sites. There are a couple of AMVs
on ONE of my sites...however those use anime, not manga. And yes, you
fumbling, stupid, retarded, art deficient, there is a BIG gawd damn
difference between the two forms...not to mention a shit load of
differences between styles within the two forms. It's pretty fuckin
sad though if you think anime/manga or the 80s looks ANYTHING like the
anime/manga of today, as there have been a whole lot of rather DRASTIC
changes to the popular styles over the past decade. I mean if you
can't even track changes THAT drastic...holy shit d00d, you must be
living in a very plain, vanilla painted version of reality with
absolutely no contrast between, well...anything. Given that, it's no
WONDER you can't tell the difference between your ass and art. Being
you must be like living as a deaf/blind mute. I guess you don't miss
it since you've never experienced it, eh Fumbles?

>> > Just remember that your job is at stake and since you have absolutely
>> >no future as a web designer or whatever else really, you'd better
>> >behave like the good doggy you in fact are,

>> Actually dumbass, it's YOUR money that's at stake. The more shit
>> dumbasses like you screw up the higher the prices will go, it won't
>> affect me one way or the other, Dipshit.

>It cost us more money to subsidize good-for-nothing morons like you.

Projecting, Fumbles? Remember, you're the lazy ass philistine
fuckwit, not me.

>> >> Really though, again, you should probably concentrate more on your own
>> >> failing existence rather than simply giving it all up and attempting
>> >> to live vicariously through mine, all the while projecting all the
>> >> unresolved fuckups in your own life that you ran away from.
>> >I couldn't care less about you or about any fucked-up weirdo of your
>> >kind, believe me.

>> Right, this just from the Hatter Addict who claims he's gonna show up
>> at Wal*Mart and start spillin shit all over the floor like a retard so
>> he can "get back" at dat mean 'ol Mad Hatter for all his online butt
>> hurtz.
>>
>> *rolls eyes*
>>
>> You're as transparent as you are stupid, you dumbfuck.

>Sure sweety pie,
>if it makes you feel better ...

Woah, stellar comeback there, what's next, gonna light yerself on fire
and try to shake my hand?

>> >What I fail to understand is what someone whose portfolio consists
>> >basically of modified (for the worst) freely (for a good reason) Flash
>> >Templates,

>> None of my sites are based upon any Flash templates nor did they come
>> from any templates either, you fuckin retard. They were ALL
>> constructed FROM SCRATCH with all coding work as my own. It's kinda
>> flattering though that you would think so highly of my work, confusing
>> it for professionally designed Flash templates...LOL, looks like ya
>> fumbled again, Dumbass.

>I never said "professionally designed"

Uh oh, backpedal, LOOK OUT!

>And they're not even yours.

Oh and I'm sure you can prove that by posting the links to ALL the
people who have identical sites to mine.

Oh hey, this is the part where you fumble another backpedal. And hey,
make this one REAL pathetic sounding, Plumpous.

>Go scratch your asshole.

I've got your mom to do that for me, Bitch.

>> >is doing in a thread of this kind which clearly is above
>> >the "expertise" of a Windoze jerk, sorry, wanker.

>> Free cl00, Retardo, my web server is running Linux (duh uh, think slow
>> now) and it's pretty fuckin obvious to anyone who isn't some fumbling
>> amateur, wannabe like yourself that a great many of my sites are
>> utilizing some pretty high end PHP. A lesser, poser class, dipshit
>> like yourself though just looks at my sites and thinks, "Oh it's a
>> template, it came like that." No Fumbles, just because YOUR stupid
>> ass couldn't make a site like mine doesn't mean that *I* can't make a
>> site like mine. They're *MY* work, *MY* sites, *MY* code, *MY*
>> graphics. Don't try and project your own lack of ability onto others
>> you drooling dipshit. Just because *YOU* can't doesn't mean that
>> other people like myself can't.

>90% of webservers are running Linux, you fuckwit.

Well fuckwit, if you knew that, why did you accuse someone with a web
server of being a "Windoze jerk". Oh and btw...
http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2002/20020722l.gif
....yeah that's what I picture every time a fuckwit like yourself
misspells Microsoft or Windows. *nods*

>Just out of curiosity, what code are you talking about?

LOL, well apparently the code you can't see, Dumbass. *snicker*

>> >Go back to your Cartoons, your dolls and your toys, moronish piece of
>> >nothing.

>> Funny in that cartoons, dolls and toys all make up a multi-BILLION
>> dollar a year industry. You're just a fumbling retarded tweenage
>> muppet fuck dipshit though so I can see as how it would have skipped
>> you. Do be sure and let us all know when you're finally out of junior
>> high and manage to graduate out of yer Pampers size 7s and into some
>> Pull-ups you drooling, Barney generation flunkie.

>> >There's discussion going on here that is beyond your mental
>> >capacity and people writing on matters that you can't grasp.

>> This from the retard who doesn't even have *A* site, let alone many
>> sites with PHP coding that would necessitate a claim of being
>> knowledgeable in the area. Hell yer such a poser class idiot fuck
>> that all you see when you visit one of my sites is straight Flash and
>> nothing else and instantly you think, "DUH UH...TEMPLATE!"

>Actually, I thought;
>"Man, just another retarded wannabe "artist" trying to impress the
>audience by copying some old Japanese Manga Comics and rendering them
>at 3 frames per second"

Translation: "I've never even seen your sites because I'm too gawd
damn stupid to figure out how to install Flash on my Apple2 system,
but I heard once that you liked anime, so since I'm a retard I'll
confuse anime with manga and then I'll just blindly lash out at you
and pretend that, that's what all your sites look like!"

Wow! What a BRILLIANT plan, Fumbles!

Too bad the half MILLION people or so that my site clocks every month
seem to disagree with you, you whiney little pathetic nothing. Let me
know when you can manage to produce a site that has at LEAST as high
an Alexa rating as my server and maybe I'll actually think of you as
something more than a drooling retard whose care givers use the
Internet as your babysitter.

>> I've SHIT more PHP code than your stupid ass has ever even DREAMED of
>> producing, Spittles.

>Sure genius.
>You couldn't even tell the difference between an array and a chain of
>fools reactions
>Show me your PHP code please, I'd love to see some

The fact that you can't even FIND any of the PHP code that my sites
are using is proof enough of your amateur level coding ability...or
rather, NONEXISTENT coding ability since, again, you have no sites,
you have no code, you have nothing, you ARE nothing. *nods*

>> >In fact, even the Nabaztag is beyond your retarded mind ...

>> For someone with such an aversion to toys and dolls you certainly are
>> enamored with this little Nabaztag...and when you look back on all the
>> references in your posts to "blow up dolls" and the
>> like...yeah...ewww. I don't even wanna KNOW what the fuck kinda sicko
>> fantasies you're having, you Nabaztag rapist.

>The only fantasy it comes to my mind is sticking up your scrotum the
>Nabaztag and have it spread wide open his ears once he is inside ...
>as he sings "what a wonderful World this would be"
>... without mad fucked-up weirdos around ...
>
>Go make a Flash animation with that material now, dimwit ...

Sorry kid, I don't do smut sites and certainly not smut sites that
cater to your deranged, fucked up sexual deviancies.

On Wed, 13 Feb 2008 09:15:32 -0600, "Steve" <no.one@example.com>
wrote:

>> LOL, Stevie thinks he's anonymous on the Internet. *snicker*

>LOL, omh thinks he's capable of finding anything about me inclusive of my
>friends, employers, et. al. (yet can't back it up other than with ad-homs)

You really are clueless, aren't you? LOL There things about you that
give you away, things like, oh...yer typing style for example. There
are certain things that only certain people say and do in their
typing...it doesn't take much to track a persons activity across the
grid. And while you may be ~fairly~ careful about protecting your
identity on Usenet...not so much in Webbie land.

Not that, that's the ONLY way to track you, it's just my preferred
method of tracking. I've always been more of a social engineering
hacker than a network hacker.

>>>ok...i'll stick to fucking around with you then.
>>>
>>>bring it!

>> ...this from the retard who actively tries to hide his identity
>> online. You probably wouldn't be such a mouthy fuck if yer full nyme
>> and pictures were posted online, would you Stevie? Nah, if your full
>> nyme was posted you wouldn't be shouting "bring it" so much as you'd
>> be screaming, "I'M SORRY! PLEASE DON'T FUCK WITH ME!" Face it
>> d00d...yer a pathetic little coward mouthing off under the ASSumed
>> blanket of anonymity (not even comprehending just how fast the covers
>> can be pulled off).

>you probably wouldn't be such a 'mouthy fuck' if you could back up anything
>you say and had anything resembling a life.
>
>as it is, 'bring it' is a challenge for you to showcase your 'leet
>skillz'...stock boi.

Free cl00, Dipshit, it's YOUR TURN to post a technology that you've
developed. I posted THREE in that other post, so either you can put
up something of your own that's better than those three I gave or you
ain't got shit...yeah, that's right, you ain't got shit, do ya?
*nods*

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"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

On Wed, 13 Feb 2008 09:29:56 -0600, "Steve" <no.one@example.com>
wrote:

>well, i had to rethink this one.

Oh that musta hurt.

>i lost power during my initial line-by-line rebuttal.

Karma sure is a bitch, innt Stevie?

>i can honestly say that omh just isn't worth the time to retype
>everything.

LOL

And yet here you are yammering the fuck on for well over a paragraph
about me. Obviously I'm worth your time, it's just I burned out what
little brain power you had when you first replied and lost, this post
of your represents all that you had left afterwards...and it ain't
much.

>and should he be?

Well I did humiliate you and proved you wrong on numerous occasions as
well as rubbed yer face in your own stupid shit.

>i mean, a walmart stock boi who says he
>*provides technology* by using colored stickers is akin to a 3rd grader
>saying the same thing while highlighting big words in his reading homework.

I'm sorry, the dictionary has asked me to bitch slap you again:
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/technology

: the discipline dealing with the art or science of applying scientific knowledge to practical problems

We had a practical problem of too much shrinkage, I solved that
problem by using the scientific method to produce a solution that I
theorized, outlined and then tested. Then again, yer
kinda...deficient, so I guess to you technology refers ONLY to that
which is classified as "digital". Again I'll point out that you're a
very narrow-minded ignorant fool.

>omh is the same fellow who claims he's got a bang-up portfolio - one without
>any clients, i might add.

Um, you're confusing yourself with me again. YOU are the one who has
no portfolio and yet claims that you do (it's a sekrat though that
only your mom knows about apparently) and YOU are the one without any
clients as I have quite a number that I've publicly talked about (and
quite a number more I don't talk about).

>care-bears...that's so cute.

So you claim that it has no value or artistic merit because you're not
the target audience...again, you're ignorant and narrow minded. Being
an artist, a GOOD artist, is all about being able to create art for
multiple and different audiences, even if you aren't included in that
audience. If you can't, you limit yourself severely, only able to
take on jobs that specifically target your personal demographic, all
others are simply beyond your reach. Or if you try you'll fail
spectacularly.

>omh is also the one
>who doesn't understand bit shifting even when complete noobs reading the
>first post (of 15+ posts by a miriad of people) said, "i got...wow, now i
>know what it's doing and can use it too".

Does anyone know what the hell he's babbling about now?

>this is the same omh who thinks
>his site was secure and his code pristine...only to have someone pull his
>flash source code down, post it here, and show him what lines were producing
>a huge bottle-neck.

Um, dumbfuck, a Flash file is downloaded by the client, it's not
server side, so how the fuck would you expect it to be secure? And
actually, since much of the code that's actually doing the work on the
sprite generator is in PHP, server side...yeah, it is protected you
dumbfuck.

Also, all the tips and suggestions that were ever made about the
sprite generator were fully tested and found to have ZERO impact on
the speed of rendering. The only tip that hasn't yet been tested that
likely will work is the one that *I* proposed, using zip compression
in Flash (another fine feature of AS3 that makes it stand above all
other web technologies).

>the very omh that at age 27 stocks isles as walmart and
>presses a button on a scanner.

As has been explained to you, numerous times now, my job is in no way
as simple as you try and present it...as pathetic and reaching as you
are though I guess you simply cannot help but continue to try and
flail that lame around for lack of a real argument or examples of your
own work that prove you aren't just some idiot doorknob running at the
mouth about shit you know nothing about.

>this omh is not only professionally limited
>to this activity (by proof of employment),

And yet I have more clients than you do. Hell I even had some of my
work showcased at the 2005 White House Conference on Cooperative
Conservation:
http://www.backwater-productions.net...nvirojobby.jpg

....again, you ain't got shit, but you sure like to run the fuck at the
mouth about *MY* work. I guess maybe you're just too afraid to have a
REAL artist or professional examine and critique your work...well,
ASSuming you even have any, as UNlikely as that is.

>but is likewise not qualified to
>speak to software or hardware requirements.

And yet if we apply that argument to YOUR OWN posting history on
Usenet, in which you haven't provided ANY proof AT ALL that you've
ever even created a site or coded anything worth
mentioning...yeah...doesn't exactly make YOU qualified to speak about
software or hardware requirements. Uh oh, pot...kettle...black...boy
I bet you sure feel stupid right about now, eh Retardo? Next time try
THINKING before you run at the mouth...you'll look less stupid that
way (although not by much)

>correct me if i'm wrong, but
>this is also the same omh who used to work for dairy queen (aim high there,
>techno-boi)

Have you realized at all yet that all your "arguments" amount to
little more than logistical fallacies? And if you have realized it,
do you honestly believe that no one else reading your shit has as
well? I mean you must REALLY think everyone in these froups is like a
complete fuckin retard or something. Your entire vocabulary seems
limited to nothing more than rather pathetic ad hominems and poisoning
the well tactics.

>...until he was fired for wanking at work? you're rediculous.

Wow, now he's combining a circumstantial ad hominem with a blatantly
false poisoning the well fallacy. I guess that's about as "creative"
as it gets for you, eh Downs?

>you are merrily plonked aga<COCK SLAP>

Please, try and keep yer idiot blinders on this time. Trust me, your
not EVER gonna be able to make me look bad or convince anyone that you
aren't simply a dimwitted imbecile with no work and no arguments to
back your shit up with. So in a couple months from now when you
finally manage to build back up what pathetic remnant of an ego you
have left...yeah, don't do something stupid like take off yer
blinders, cause I'm just gonna hammer you the fuck right back to the
state yer in right now, Spittles. You can't EVER win...not unless you
can manage to lose the fallacies, figure out some coherent arguments
that can't be ripped apart in less than three seconds and can manage
to produce some actual work rather than simply snitting and frothing
about the work of OTHERS. And trust me, no one is holding their
breath on that one.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

On Sun, 10 Feb 2008 03:25:53 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
<usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>Actually you deficient little retard I happen to be working on a new
>type of inventory tracking system...a real time, three dimensional
>spatial tracking display of all inventory in the store via RFID tags,
>based primarily on the initial research of Marcus Nilsson and Josef
>Hallberg. You...yer just an idiot fuck who ain't doin shit.

You got me interested.

Provide.

Put up or shut up.

....and no, your insults won't affect me so don't bother unless you
actually: 1) have sometyhing to show, or 2) want to give me another
laugh :) (actually, you already did by writing a whole load of
nonsense about what you claim to be working on).

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niin tokihan he oppivat, että heroiini on yhtä vaaratonta kuin kannabis.

On Fri, 15 Feb 2008 17:21:13 +0200, Sir Robin
<robsku@NO-SPAM-REMOVE-THIS.fiveam.org> wrote:

>On Sun, 10 Feb 2008 03:25:53 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>
>>Actually you deficient little retard I happen to be working on a new
>>type of inventory tracking system...a real time, three dimensional
>>spatial tracking display of all inventory in the store via RFID tags,
>>based primarily on the initial research of Marcus Nilsson and Josef
>>Hallberg. You...yer just an idiot fuck who ain't doin shit.
>
>You got me interested.
>
>Provide.
>
>Put up or shut up.
>
>...and no, your insults won't affect me so don't bother unless you
>actually: 1) have sometyhing to show, or 2) want to give me another
>laugh :) (actually, you already did by writing a whole load of
>nonsense about what you claim to be working on).

*Hatter looks at your site.*

http://soul.fiveam.org/robsku

*Hatter snags yer pic and lightens it to see what you look like.*

....riiiiiiiight. I'll be sure and let you know when your opinion
about...anything, actually matters. Until then you just keep wettin
yer Pampers size 7s ya lil tweenage muppet fuck bandwagon humping
moron. I swear, does Generation Barney GET any more cl00less? I
mean, oh shit, the dumbfuck tweenager who doesn't know shit about fuck
is trying to claim that what I wrote is nonsense! Let me know when
your stupid ass can actually manage to formulate a coherent counter
argument as to WHY you think it doesn't make sense. Until then yer
just an attention starved little fuckwit whose parents are using the
Internet as your babysitter...and yes, I *WILL* be sending them a bill
for this post.

PS - you smoke like a fag

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

On Fri, 15 Feb 2008 08:24:56 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
<usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>>Put up or shut up.
>>
>>...and no, your insults won't affect me so don't bother unless you
>>actually: 1) have sometyhing to show, or 2) want to give me another
>>laugh :) (actually, you already did by writing a whole load of
>>nonsense about what you claim to be working on).
>
>*Hatter looks at your site.*
>
> http://soul.fiveam.org/robsku
>
>*Hatter snags yer pic and lightens it to see what you look like.*
>
>...riiiiiiiight.

*snip* - So, when lost you decided to try defending your honour with this
pathetic attempt at losy lamethrowing... Heck, my soon-to-be 2 years old boy
could do better, but I wish he never lowers downt to school, internet or
whatever bullies there might be coming in future.

To make it close: You had nothing worthy of reading to offer, so you loose.

Thanks for the entertainment though still... put up or shut up, ok?

LOL

>PS - you smoke like a fag

PS - that's a joint, not a cigarette :D Learn to flame ;) I could, but I will
leave it at this: Put up or shut up :)

--
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**/ email: robsku@fiveam.NO-SPAM.org, <*> Reg. Linux user #290577 \**
*| Me, Drugs, DooM, Photos, Writings... http://soul.fiveam.org/robsku |*
**\--- GSM/SMS: +358 44 927 3992 ---/**
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