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Old 06-26-2008
Dan Shirah
 
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Default Re: [PHP] Inspiration for a Tombstone.

if ($user_name == "Dan S") {
echo "Quit while you're ahead";
}
exit;

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Old 06-26-2008
tedd
 
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Or

unlink('tedd');

Cheers,

tedd

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Old 06-26-2008
Robert Cummings
 
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Default Re: [PHP] Inspiration for a Tombstone.

On Thu, 2008-06-26 at 11:01 -0400, Christoph Boget wrote:
> > "Always on the edge of greatness"

>
> "Tripped on his way to the edge of greatness"


"I'm leaching into the water supply."

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Rob.
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Old 06-26-2008
Boyd, Todd M.
 
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Default RE: [PHP] Inspiration for a Tombstone.

> -----Original Message-----
> From: tedd [mailto:tedd.sperling@gmail.com]
> Sent: Thursday, June 26, 2008 10:45 AM
> To: php php
> Subject: Re: [php] Inspiration for a Tombstone.
>
> Or
>
> unlink('tedd');


I think that would've already been done, eh? ;)


Todd Boyd
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Old 06-26-2008
Robert Cummings
 
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Default RE: [PHP] Inspiration for a Tombstone.

On Thu, 2008-06-26 at 11:33 -0500, Boyd, Todd M. wrote:
> > -----Original Message-----
> > From: tedd [mailto:tedd.sperling@gmail.com]
> > Sent: Thursday, June 26, 2008 10:45 AM
> > To: php php
> > Subject: Re: [php] Inspiration for a Tombstone.
> >
> > Or
> >
> > unlink('tedd');

>
> I think that would've already been done, eh? ;)


Crap, better run fsck() on reality, we've got stale i-nodes.

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Rob.
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Old 06-26-2008
David Giragosian
 
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Default Re: [PHP] Inspiration for a Tombstone.

My favorite vi command:

e! Damn it. e!

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Old 06-26-2008
Jason Murray
 
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Default Re: [PHP] Inspiration for a Tombstone.

I'm thinking:

<?php
header("HTTP/1.1 410 Gone");
die();
?>

Regards,

Jason

On Thu, Jun 26, 2008 at 1:54 PM, David Giragosian <dgiragosian@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> My favorite vi command:
>
> e! Damn it. e!

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Old 06-26-2008
Robert Cummings
 
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Default Re: [PHP] Inspiration for a Tombstone.

On Thu, 2008-06-26 at 14:54 -0400, Jason Murray wrote:
> I'm thinking:
>
> <?php
> header("HTTP/1.1 410 Gone");
> die();
> ?>


What about a 404? >:)

<?php

header( 'HTTP/1.1 404 Body Not Found' );

?>

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Old 06-26-2008
Jason Murray
 
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Default Re: [PHP] Inspiration for a Tombstone.

Body not found? Who do you think I am? Jesus?

On Thu, Jun 26, 2008 at 3:01 PM, Robert Cummings <robert@interjinn.com> wrote:
> On Thu, 2008-06-26 at 14:54 -0400, Jason Murray wrote:
>> I'm thinking:
>>
>> <?php
>> header("HTTP/1.1 410 Gone");
>> die();
>> ?>

>
> What about a 404? >:)
>
> <?php
>
> header( 'HTTP/1.1 404 Body Not Found' );
>
> ?>
>
> Cheers,
> Rob.
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> http://www.interjinn.com
> Application and Templating Framework for PHP
>
>

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Old 06-26-2008
Daniel Brown
 
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Default Re: [PHP] Inspiration for a Tombstone.

On Thu, Jun 26, 2008 at 3:12 PM, Jason Murray <jason@zenphp.com> wrote:
> Body not found? Who do you think I am? Jesus?


Oh, Jason Christ....

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