[OT] Les Walton (was: My First Impressions of Linux Are Not Good.)

On comp.os.linux.misc, in <44c03e61@news.usenetzone.com>, "Les Walton" wrote:

> From: Les Walton <les_walton99173@hotmail.com>

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Effing troll.

Shut up and go away, Junior.

(again)

Done.

[Thread killed by references.]

Have fun talking to your own sockpuppets, Junior.

Too bad that they are all as ignorant and stupid as you
are.

> Subject: My First Impressions of Linux Are Not Good.
> Date: Thu, 20 Jul 2006 22:19:58 -0400
> Newsgroups: comp.os.linux.advocacy,comp.os.linux.misc
> X-No-Archive: yes

Figures. When you see this header, called "XNA", killfile
or gagfile the poster and probably the thread.

Gagfile: Leave the body/article on the server. Just bring
down the headers, as I have done here.

XNA causes the Usenet Archives (above URL) to remove this
post after a short time. Delete it.

> User-Agent: KNode/0.9.2

Crap. He's a windoze-weenie and a stupid troll. He couldn't
install Linux if his life depended on it. He just copied
that from someone else's post.

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> Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit
> Message-ID: <44c03e61@news.usenetzone.com>
> Organization: Usenet Zone http://www.usenetzone.com Free Usenet Binary server contains 140,000+ groups

Like most trolls, he's a little snot that spends his life
downloading videos and music, and when he gets tired of watching
ascii gibberish scroll by on his screen, he tries to make trouble
on the text groups.

And once again, he has failed to even get a single article into
my newsreader.

And once again I won't even know this thread ever existed the
next time I run my newsreader.

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> X-Received-Date: Thu, 20 Jul 2006 22:19:51 EDT (text.usenetserver.com)

<article not downloaded:
http://slrn.sourceforge.net/docs/README.offline>

I put the troll's alias on the Subject line so that anyone
trying to track him down can easily find even more headers
than google would normally store. Leave this to the pros.
Never waste your time trying to track them down. They love it.
Just leave their digital diarrhea on the server.

None of them have a threat rating over zero. They talk big,
but it is just hot air. From their buttholes.

Alan

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See my headers.

In the sacred domain of comp.os.linux.advocacy, flatfish+++ <flatfish@linuxmail.org> didnst hastily scribble thusly:
> On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 04:24:44 +0000, Alan Connor wrote:

>>
>> None of them have a threat rating over zero. They talk big,
>> but it is just hot air. From their buttholes.
>>
>> Alan

> So you can get a Zen Vision M to work with PCLINUXOS?
> Please tell me how, because I can't.
> Plug it in and nothing.

Flatfish.... You are an anti-linux usenet kook...
Meet alan connor, the pro-linux usenet kook that vastly out-kooks you.

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Usenet Beavis writes:

> On comp.os.linux.misc, in <44c03e61@news.usenetzone.com>, "Les Walton" wrote:
>
>> From: Les Walton <les_walton99173@hotmail.com>
>
> http://groups.google.com/advanced_group_search
> Les Walton
> Results 1 - 1 of 1 posts in the last year
> 1 comp.os.linux.advocacy

Results 1 - 10 of 24,100 for usenet beavis (0.21 seconds)

You win, Beavis.

> I am a stupid Beavis.

Yes, you are.

> Have pity on me. I was dropped on my head, as a child.
>
> (again)

You poor dear.

> My kookfart is done.

Almost.

> [Brain cells killed permanently]

You don't need many brain cells, Beavis. You're not exactly a rocket
scientist.

> Have fun laughing at my kookfarts.

Will do.

> Too bad that there's only one Beavis to go around, and I can't post
> kookfarts 24 hours a day.

We can wait.

>> X-No-Archive: yes
>
> Figures. When you see this header, called "XNA", it means
> that I'm going to start foaming at the mouth, and ranting
> like a loon.

Right.

> Beavis uses a random number generator to select one of my
> predefined kookfarts, and hope that it impresses someone.

We are not impressed.

> XNA causes the Usenet Archives (above URL) to remove this
> post after a short time. Delete it.

Beavis is so smart. Wait until he explains how the little light in the
refridgerator works.

>
>> User-Agent: KNode/0.9.2
>
> Crap. He's my mental superior and someone I can't help but look up to.

Everyone needs a hero, Beavis.

> He couldn't
> notice me, and my kookfarts, if his life depended on it. He'll just laugh
> at my deranged rants, and move on.

Very likely.

>> Organization: Usenet Zone http://www.usenetzone.com Free Usenet Binary server contains 140,000+ groups
>
> Like most mental superiors of mine, he's a smart dude that spends his life
> downloading videos and music, and when he gets tired of watching
> my kookfarts, he can always go back to the archives and read my
> embarassing rants of yesteryear.

Beavis, you have plenty of material in the archives to keep folks
entertained for years.

> And once again, I failed to even get the slightest chance of trying
> to be a normal person, instead of the Usenet Beavis, King Of Kookfarts.

Beavis, don't ever change.

> And once again I showed that I'm a clueless nut and a dimwitted troll
> who lives under a bridge.

… With Bigfoot for a neighbor.

> <article downloaded and read: http://www.geocities.com/suhatrasabib>

Thank you for your kookfart, Beavis.

> I put my mental superior's name on the Subject line because I am a
> Usenet Beavis, and I was dropped on my head as a child.
> Never waste your time trying to talk sense to me. I love any
> attention anyone pities me with.

You poor dear.

> The Usenet Beavis will always be an impottent, limp-wristed troll, I
> talk big, but it is just hot air. From my butthole.

Okee-dokee.

>
> Beavis
>
> --
> See my kookfarts.

*SMACK*


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begin In <t2p6p3-p6f.ln1@ridcully.ntlworld.com>, on 07/21/2006
at 11:06 AM, spike1@freenet.co.uk said:

>Meet alan connor, the pro-linux usenet kook that vastly out-kooks
>you.

With all due respect for the insane ravings of AC, I believe that
flatty is more than competitive. Admittedly my filters kept me from
seeing their latest rantings.

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spike1@freenet.co.uk spewed this vial garbage:

> Flatfish.... You are an anti-linux usenet kook...

In defense of Flatfish, he doesn't seem to be anti-Linux at all. He's just
kind of truthful, from his experience, about things. I've seen quite a bit
of both pro-Linux and anti-Linux stuff from him.