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Old 08-01-2003
TSGP
 
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PRINT THIS BEFORE YOU GO ANY FURTHER!!!


Super Fast & Easy

(WHILE YOU'RE WAITING FOR THE OTHER PROGRAMS TO WORK)

GUARANTEED!

You will have $7,000.00 U.S. in two to three weeks.

Only $12.00 TOTAL COST for one hour of fun work and NO MORE MAILING LISTS!

"GIFTING CLUB"

(PLEASE READ ON TO FIND OUT HOW)

If you want to make several thousand dollars really quick, then please take
two minutes to read and understand the program I am sharing with you. No,
this NOT what you might think. You do not have to send $5.00 to five people,
buy a report, recipe, or get their mailing list. Nor will you need to invest
more money later to get things going.



This is the Fastest, Easiest Program you will Ever Be Able to Do!!!

Complete this in less than an hour and you will never forget the day you
received it. If you are doing other programs, by all means stay with them.
The more the merrier...Please read on...

First, there are only three levels, not four, five or even nine, like many
other programs. This three level program is more realistic and much faster
because it is so easy; the response to this program is VERY HIGH and VERY
FAST! You receive your money in about two weeks--Not three months! Just in
time to pay next month's bills or later to buy some Christmas presents,
etc...

TRUE STORY: Cindy Allen tells how she ran this summation four times last
year. The first time, she received $3,000.00 in about two weeks and then
$7,000.00 the next three times. When this program is continued, as it should
be, EVERYONE PROFITS! Don't be afraid to make gifts to strangers, they will
come back to you ten fold! All of us have uses for our hard-earned money,
but most of us have very little left over after paying our bills.



THIS WILL CHANGE THAT IMMEDIATELY FOR YOU!

HERE ARE THE DETAILS:

You only mail out 20 copies (not 200 or more as in other programs). You send
those to people who send you their programs, because they are already
believers and your program is BETTER and FASTER! Even if you are already in
a program, stay with it by all means! But do yourself a HUGE FAVOR and do
this one as well. RIGHT NOW! It is very simple and takes a very small $12.00
investment not hundreds of dollars. This will be BIG before the others
even trickle in! Just give one person $5.00. That's all! Follow the simple
instructions and in two weeks you will have $7,000.00, because most people
will respond to the LOW investment, HIGH speed, and HUGE profit potential!
So, let's all keep it going and help each other and ourselves in these tough
times.



1. On a blank piece of paper, write down your name and address INCLUDING
YOUR EMAIL clearly and write: "Please add me to your mailing list", Wrap it
around a U.S. $5.00 bill. Send it to the first person on the list (#1). ONLY
THAT PERSON ON THE LIST GETS YOUR NAME AND A $5.00 BILL. The concept is 100%
legal (refer to US Lottery Laws, Title 18, Section 1302 and 1341, or Title
18, Section 3005 in the US code, also in the code of Federal Regulations,
Volume 16, Sections 255 and 436, which state a product or service must be
exchanged for money received). "Please add me to your mailing list" is the
service provided.

2. Retype the list; remove the first (#1) name from the list. Move the other
two names up, and add your name to the #3 position.

3. Cut and Paste your newly typed list over the old one.

4. Email or "snail mail" 20 copies to 20 people. That's it! An excellent
source of names is the people who send you programs and the names listed in
those programs. DO IT RIGHT AWAY! Don't mull it over. ONE HOUR IS ALL IT
TAKES.

THERE IS NO MORE TO DO. When your name reaches the first position, in a week
or two, it will be your turn to collect all your gifts. That's it, $5.00, an
hour of your time, and you receive $7,000.00 in cash! Your entire investment
will be a total of $12.00, including the $5.00 you sent to name #1, the 20
copies, 20 envelopes, and 20 stamps (if you decide to use "snail mail"
instead of email). THAT'S IT! There should be a total of $7,000.00 in $5.00
bills in your mailbox in approximately two weeks or less.



CONSIDER THAT!!!

Can I do it again? Of course! There are no mailing lists to buy and wait
for. No trips to the printer for copies and you can do it again and again
with your regular group of gifts! Why not? Each time you receive MLM offer
in the mail, respond with THIS LETTER. Your name will climb to the #1
position at dizzying rates. Some people may wish to purchase a mailing list
of opportunity seekers on PEEL AND STICK LABELS and send out 200 copies or
more OR order an EMAIL LIST of 100 names for $15.00.

QUALITY SERVICES
18402 N. 19th Ave.. PMB 122
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Order Desk: 1-800-659-6030
Fax: 623-516-0936



OR GO TO :

http://www.onlinemarketingpros.com and follow the instructions send as many
as you desire.

OR : Do a search for Bulk Email Service


Some may wish to reply to all Internet offers with this letter. That is
fine. THINK ABOUT IT! The sky is the limit with this unique "GIFTING CLUB".

Not interested? Think about it...isn't the prospect of $7,000.00 in a couple
of weeks worth a little experiment? Of course it is!!! Only takes one hour
of your time and $12.00. How much have you spent on the lottery or trips to
casinos? (GIVE IT A CHANCE)

ACT FAST AND GET PAID FAST!!! Honesty and integrity makes this plan work.
"Do unto others as you would have done unto you."

Copy the #1 name EXACTLY and send $5.00 to the #1 name only.
Now remove the first (#1) name from the list. Move the other two names up,
and add your name to the #3 position.


E.C. Manning
156 E. Cedar St.
Pulaski, WI 54162



M. Williams
267 Ramblewood Dr.
LaSalle, Ontario N9J 3B1
Canada



R. St-Laurent

759 King Street East Suite #3

Cambridge, Ont. N3H 3N8

Canada



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Old 08-02-2003
UCE
 
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Default Re: GUARANTEED!



TSGP wrote:

> PRINT THIS BEFORE YOU GO ANY FURTHER!!!
>
>
> Super Fast & Easy
>
> (WHILE YOU'RE WAITING FOR THE OTHER PROGRAMS TO WORK)
>
> GUARANTEED!
>
> You will have $7,000.00 U.S. in two to three weeks.
>
> Only $12.00 TOTAL COST for one hour of fun work and NO MORE MAILING LISTS!
>
> "GIFTING CLUB"
>
> (PLEASE READ ON TO FIND OUT HOW)
>
>


The Dirty Dozen
The FTC has identified its "Dirty Dozen". These are the twelve scams
most likely to arrive via bulk e-mail in your e-mail box. Here are the
"dirty dozen" and a brief explanation of why each is a scam:

Business Opportunities Scams:
These offers make it sound like it is very easy to start a business that
will earn piles of money without much work, selling or cash. Many of
these "opportunities" are actually illegal pyramid schemes or frauds
that are masquerading as legitimate opportunities to earn money.

Make Money by Sending Bulk E-mail:
These solicitations offer to sell you bulk e mail lists (consisting of
millions of e mail addresses), spam software (usually very poor in
quality), or services to send spam on your behalf. Don't do this.

Chain Letters: ***********************************
No list of scams would be complete without this old "favorite" - e mail
style. Here you're asked to send a small amount of money (or some item)
to each of four or five names at the top of the list, and then forward
the message including your name at the bottom, via bulk e mail. Many of
these letters claim they are legal - they are not. Further, nearly
everyone who participates in these chain letters loses money. Even if
there is a "product" such as a report on how to make money, it does not
make these schemes legal.

Work-At-Home-Schemes:
The most common work-at-home scam promises that you'll earn money for
stuffing envelopes. For example, you're promised you'll earn $2.00 for
every envelope you stuff. In fact, there never is any real envelope
stuffing employment available. Instead, you pay to register and then
you're instructed to send the same envelope-stuffing ad via bulk e mail
to others. The only money you can earn would come from others who fall
for the scam and pay to register. Finally, if you did actually do work
for one of these outfits (for example, some promise to pay you for craft
work), they'd refuse to pay you and say your work didn't measure up to
their "quality standards."

Health And Diet Scams:
These are similar to the miracle cures offered off-line: ways to lose
weight without eating less or exercising, "scientific breakthroughs,"
"secret formulas" which provide cures for hair loss, and herbal formulas
that liquefy fat cells so that they are absorbed by your body. These
scams often include testimonials from "famous" medical experts you
haven't heard of. Of course, these gimmicks don't work.

Effortless Income:
The newest version offers get-rich-quick schemes to make unlimited
profits exchanging money on the world currency markets. There are lots
of variants, but they all promise vast riches with no work. Beware of
these scams.

Free Goods:
These offers promise expensive items such as computers... for free. They
ask you to pay a fee to join, and then you have to bring in a certain
number of other members. Many of these scams are just disguised pyramid
schemes.

Investment Opportunities:
These scams promise outrageously high returns...and of course, there is
"no risk." Many of these scams are illegal Ponzi schemes, in which early
investors are paid with the money from later investors. This gives the
early investors the illusion that the system works and they are then
encouraged to invest more money (which they eventually lose). The sales
pitches for these offers include claims of high-level financial
connections, that the promoters are privy to inside information, or
promises that they'll guarantee the investment. The promoters are long
gone if you try to take advantage of their "guarantees."

Cable De-Scrambler Kits:
These scams offer kits or information on how to receive cable
transmissions without paying any subscription fees. There are two
problems with these offers: 1) the kits and information don't work; and
2) even if they did work, it is illegal to steal service from cable
television companies. Further, many cable companies have aggressively
been prosecuting cable service theft.

Guaranteed Loans or Credit, or Easy Terms Scams:
There are lots of variants of this scam: home equity loans that don't
require any equity in your home, loans regardless of your credit
history, offshore bank loans, credit cards regardless of your credit
history, etc. Sometimes these offers are combined with pyramid schemes
that offer to pay you for attracting other participants to the scheme.
However, they are scams - the loans don't come through, you are turned
down unless you meet stringent requirements, or the credit cards simply
don't arrive.

Credit Repair Scams:
These scams promise to erase accurate negative information from your
credit file so that you can now qualify for loans, mortgages, or credit
cards. The promoters of these scams cannot deliver. Further, if you
follow their advice and lie on a loan or credit application,
misrepresent your Social Security number, or get an Employer
Identification number from the Internal Revenue Service under false
pretenses, you will be committing fraud and violating federal laws.
Don't fall for this scam.

Vacation Prize Promotions:
Last, but not least, is a scam in which you receive electronic
verification congratulating you because you've "won" a fabulous
vacation, or you've been "specially selected" for this opportunity. The
"deluxe cruise ship" may well be more like a tugboat, upgrades can be
very expensive, and hotel accommodations are likely to be very shabby.

The punch line... which you've heard from us many times before... If it
sounds too good to be true, it probably is. Further, don't buy anything
via bulk e-mail (spam). Your chances of being scammed are astronomical.

http://www.scamwatch.com/



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