Web Development Tools quick survey by Skybuck

On Wed, 9 Jan 2008 19:36:05 +0100, "Skybuck Flying" <spam@hotmail.com>
wrote:

>Hello,

Oh look, a dumbfuck Newfag!

>I want to develop a pretty simple website with a database, some forms/gui
>controls and some images.
>
>I want to develop it as fast as possible, as easy as possible and as high
>quality as possible.

Hire someone to do it for you.

<snip - retarded bullshit>

Well, that was easy, now wasn't it? ^_^

Run along now, N00b.job.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

On Wed, 09 Jan 2008 22:04:49 -0500, Lew <lew@lewscanon.com> wrote:

>Skybuck Flying wrote:
>> FINALLY.
>>
>> I found this f**king program which is supposed to solve the f**king problem.
>>
>> It's not located in the f**king delphi\bin folder.
>>
>> NO SIR.
>>
>> It's f**king located somewhere f**king else:
>>
>> C:\Program Files (x86)\Common Files\Borland Shared 7\BDE
>>
>> F**K THAT.
>>
>> Place all f**king programs in the same f**king folder next time, makes it
>> easier to find stuff.
>>
>> Instead of some wacky common files sh*t.
>>
>> Oh well, maybe the common files sh*t is for deployed sh*t, so that deployed
>> people maintainers can f**k with it too hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>
>You kiss your mother with that mouth?

I fuck yer mom with my cock, does that count?

Yeah, yer mom is TOTALLY hot d00d, the other day I fucked her for what
musta been like HOURS. You gotta try it sometime, yer mom is like a
doorknob...EVERYBODY gets a turn. *nods*

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

On Wed, 09 Jan 2008 11:43:29 -0800, "Peter Duniho"
<NpOeStPeAdM@nnowslpianmk.com> wrote:

>On Wed, 09 Jan 2008 10:55:57 -0800, Skybuck Flying <spam@hotmail.com>
>wrote:
>
>> Hmm,
>>
>> Maybe I was too quick with my analysis of Netbeans.
>
>If you must talk to yourself on a newsgroup, please at least do it in just
>one newsgroup.
>
>The cross-posting is excessive, even for the first message but especially
>for your soliloquy (read stupidity).

I fixxored your post! ^_^

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> I f**k yer mom with my c**k, does that count?

What are you, twelve years old?

Grow up, "d00d".

It's entirely possible to carry on a technical conversation in a professional
manner, at least for most of us.

--
Lew

On Thu, 10 Jan 2008 08:35:32 -0500, Lew <lew@lewscanon.com> wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> I fuck yer mom with my cock, does that count?

>What are you,

A malevolent demon God who finds pleasurable bliss is tormenting the
lesser of your deficient species (namely you).

>twelve years old?
>
>Grow up, "d00d".

You must have missed the part where I was mocking you, child. I
rather enjoy how you've been psychologically (and possibly physically)
BEATEN as a child to feel dirty every time you hear a word like FUCK.

LOL, it wouldn't even be worth saying if not for the known fact that
it upsets you so much and inflicts you with horrible, tormentive
repressed memories of having your ass blistered and your mouth washed
out with soap by your neglectful parents.

>It's entirely possible to carry on a technical conversation in a professional
>manner, at least for most of us.

As it says in my .sig, I'm an artist, not a professional. And one of
my art forms just so happens to be verbal conflagration, the art of
flaming; twisting words in ways that make them as deadly as a real
weapon, stabbing into your failed intellect and ripping apart what
little ego you have left for the entertainment of others.

Here's a free cl00 for ya though...it's only effective as a weapon if
the target is weak enough to take everything online seriously (which I
suspect you do). ^_^

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> As it says in my .sig, I'm an artist, not a professional.

Ah, truth!

> And one of my art forms just so happens to be verbal conflagration, the art of
> flaming; twisting words in ways that make them as deadly as a real
> weapon, stabbing into your failed intellect and ripping apart what
> little ego you have left for the entertainment of others.

Too bad you aren't any good at it.

--
Lew

"Lew" <lew@lewscanon.com> wrote in message
news:QZWdne_vaeLyIRvanZ2dnUVZ_obinZ2d@comcast.com. ..
> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> As it says in my .sig, I'm an artist, not a professional.
>
> Ah, truth!
>
>> And one of my art forms just so happens to be verbal conflagration, the
>> art of
>> flaming; twisting words in ways that make them as deadly as a real
>> weapon, stabbing into your failed intellect and ripping apart what
>> little ego you have left for the entertainment of others.
>
> Too bad you aren't any good at it.
>

It's true. You do it so often that your "art" (as you call it) has become
self-derivative and boring.

Oh... and stop crossposting.

On Thu, 10 Jan 2008 19:46:39 -0500, Lew <lew@lewscanon.com> wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> As it says in my .sig, I'm an artist, not a professional.
>
>Ah, truth!
>
>> And one of my art forms just so happens to be verbal conflagration, the art of
>> flaming; twisting words in ways that make them as deadly as a real
>> weapon, stabbing into your failed intellect and ripping apart what
>> little ego you have left for the entertainment of others.
>
>Too bad you aren't any good at it.

Which certainly explains why you had to snip and run from so very much
of my last post. It's okay, I can sympathize with your fear...I mean
if I were as pathetic as you I wouldn't want to bring up all those
horrible memories regarding the way your parents abused you as a child
to feel "wrong" every time you hear "swear" words. LOL

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

On Fri, 11 Jan 2008 12:15:28 +1100, "asdf" <asdf@asdf.com> wrote:

>> Too bad you aren't any good at it.

>It's true. You do it so often that your "art" (as you call it) has become
>self-derivative and boring.

Only if you're a Hatter Addict and can't the fuck stop reading every
last gawd damn post I make online. Of course the other important fact
is that so many of you lessers simply aren't worth wasting any new or
good material on, so you get sloppy seconds and a bitch slap across
yer idiot face with my cock every now and again...because really,
that's usually all the better it takes to keep you frothing in
replies. Do be sure and let me know though if you ever start
deserving better. *snicker*

>Oh... and stop crossposting.

....or what, yer gonna flail yer arms about, stomp yer feet, piss yer
training panties and throw a fit? *shrugs* Go for it, Pissy.

Why don't you shut yourself the fuck up and put some blinders on while
you're at it, that way you can be sure to keep your drooling idiocy
the fuck out of my posts, Downs.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
---

Plonk.

--
Lew