Web Developer Partnership

To whom it may concern.

I'm looking for someone with some experience to develop websites with me.
Ive been Developing Websites Professionally since 1994. I am currently on
disability and i do this to supplement that and for fun as i really enjoy
making websites and projects. Anyways i like to develop as a team and it
takes more than one to make a team. We will be building many sites, many of
them will utilize open source and custom built and so on.

What I bring to the table of this partnership:

--General web development Professionally 14 years
--Dedicated Web Servers: 4 (sponsored from fastservers.net. With more
comming)
--Domain Names: 210 plus or minus (check http://camley.info/incubator.html)
--Massive repository of scripts and templates and all tools needed for the
job.
--Invest 50 - 100.00 a month in domain names
--SEO Experience 8 Years.
--Bulk Domain buyer at Dynadot.com (i get a dollar off per domain minimum)
this cost me 500.00 alone.
--Access to Sponsorship sources for Major projects directly

Things id like to see a partner posses to be qualified

--General Web Development Experience
--Ability to Interface Mysql Databases of content to a webscript. (new
script or existing)
--Building custom templates
--Custom Php/mysql development ability
--Comfortable with Adobe Dreamweaver and Adobe Photoshop
--Comfortable coding in notepad or other text editor
--Comfortable with SEO - SEM and other Marketing techniques

Note Im not a dreamer here, if your young and have lots of neat skills and
your learning this stuff, I would also consider this. just note the more you
bring to the table the more of chance you have.

Ideology behind partnership:

Basically build websites for ourselves, collect both adsense and direct
advertising revenue. Also reselling our built sites at I sold one site this
year for $25,000 on site point. So this has the potential to be very
lucrative. Take on certain client projects when we want to mess with them.
Also have the intention to setup a hosting company selling virtual servers,
vps and dedicated servers. Eventually all this will be leading to a
registered LLP or LLC.
with any success.

Percent of Partnership and Decision Making Power.
50 - 50

If this sounds of interest to you contact me here:

Cobby Drost
webmaster*nospam@camley.info
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ICQ: 23787989
Skype: cobby.drost
Googletalk: cobbyster@gmail.com

Please only serious inquires.

On Mon, 7 Jan 2008 16:07:36 -0500, "Ernest Drost" <cobby@camley.com>
wrote:

>To whom it may concern.
>
>I'm looking for someone with some experience to develop websites with me.
>Ive been Developing Websites Professionally since 1994. I am currently on
>disability and i do this to su<snip>

Blah, blah, blah...so where in all that babble are all the sites that
you've supposedly done? I mean if THIS is all you have to show for
supposedly 14 YEARS of experience:
http://camley.info/incubator.html

....holy fuck d00d. I mean you can ass rape a cookie cutter bitch
template eight ways to last week, but you ain't got shit for skill.
Hell check this bitch out:
http://resellerforum.info/

FOURTEEN fuckin years and you haven't even figured out how to
anti-alias yer text?! Tha fuck man, who do you think yer kidding?

Or this template you're using on practically every site you've got:
http://electionvid.info/

*shakes head*

You're using TABLES for content layout! What the fuck decade are you
in?! Holy shit d00d, I mean, seriously, don't go around calling
yourself a web designer...cause yer not. Yer just some poser class
bitch molesting prefab cookie cutter crap and screwing out shit that
barely breaths outside of HTML 2.0 for fuck sake.

Feel free to get all upset and pissy about it, if you like you can TRY
and critique one of my sites...I wouldn't advise it though, not with
your very limited range of knowledge, I'll just wind up ripping you
apart in ways you don't even know exist. Let me put it this
way...everything you think you know...is wrong. ^_^

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


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best."

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bad."

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"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

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creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

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"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

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endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
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