Soooo Very Good

In case you've been living in a cave or something, there's a new line
of "self heating" food/drinks out now by OnTech:
http://www.ontech.com/new/index.html

We sell 'em at Wal*Mart (not sure where else they're sold) and they're
completely fuckin awesome! Not only do they taste fantastic, but
they're also reasonably priced and they make the stuff REALLY hot.
They've got hot coco, coffee, tea, soup. They're especially handy to
have in your car or on trips, especially as a kind of emergency ration
(in case you're ever stuck in your car in a snow storm or whatever).
They're also great if you're on the go and want something hot and you
don't have any time to cook or even boil water.

The only downside to the product is that the bottom pop top sometimes
breaks off when you're trying to open it, but if that happens you can
just use a can opener on em. Personally I take the bottom metal
covers off right when I get 'em, cause you have to push so hard on the
internal plastic button that there's just no way it would
"accidentally" get pushed in on its own, making the metal pop top
"safety cover" kinda pointless.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

<snipped spam>

So you changed your act from insulting PHP newbies to spamming, Mad
Hatter? Or is this another silly attempt at humor?

You really are an asset to usenet....

Erwin Moller

On Sat, 08 Dec 2007 11:39:25 +0100, Erwin Moller
<Since_humans_read_this_I_am_spammed_too_much@spam yourself.com> wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>
><snipped spam>

ZOMG WTF ITZA SPAM!!1!

....yeah, yer definitely a n00b.job fuckwit Webbie. It has always
fascinated me, you Webbies...how you have this constant, itching need
to run around screaming "SPAM!" at anything that even remotely dares
to "go off topic".

Free cl00, Dipshit...Usenet doesn't really work like that. Even if a
group has a particular set topic or subject doesn't mean that all
other topics are automatically excluded. In Usenet, the groups are
more about those *IN* the community rather than the *TOPIC* of the
community. So as long as you're a PHP developer, or graphic artist or
boob loving, beer drinking hax0r then you're completely free to talk
about whatever you like in this thread.

And if *YOU* have a problem with that...well, you've got two
options...

1. Run the fuck away, put on blinders, whatever you gotta do to shut
your stupid self the fuck up.

2. Bitch.

....I'm hoping you choose number 2, simply because you can then provide
yourself as entertainment for the rest of us who are Netters.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

> Free cl00, Dipshit...Usenet doesn't really work like that. Even if a
> group has a particular set topic or subject doesn't mean that all
> other topics are automatically excluded. In Usenet, the groups are
> more about those *IN* the community rather than the *TOPIC* of the
> community. So as long as you're a PHP developer, or graphic artist or
> boob loving, beer drinking hax0r then you're completely free to talk
> about whatever you like in this thread.

Case in point, there's a conversation going on right now a bout people's
cats (e.g felines) right now that had devolved from talking about pussies
that stemmed from a supposed myspace posting. Now if that isn't
<sarcasm>"offtopic"</sarcasm> so-to-speak, then I don't know what is :)

"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
news:5d2kl3pf7n90qe0qgvtpq7ufv6v0bhk3j6@4ax.com...
> In case you've been living in a cave or something, there's a new line
> of "self heating" food/drinks out now by OnTech:
> http://www.ontech.com/new/index.html
>
> We sell 'em at Wal*Mart (not sure where else they're sold) and they're
> completely fuckin awesome! Not only do they taste fantastic, but
> they're also reasonably priced and they make the stuff REALLY hot.
> They've got hot coco, coffee, tea, soup. They're especially handy to
> have in your car or on trips, especially as a kind of emergency ration
> (in case you're ever stuck in your car in a snow storm or whatever).
> They're also great if you're on the go and want something hot and you
> don't have any time to cook or even boil water.
>
> The only downside to the product is that the bottom pop top sometimes
> breaks off when you're trying to open it, but if that happens you can
> just use a can opener on em. Personally I take the bottom metal
> covers off right when I get 'em, cause you have to push so hard on the
> internal plastic button that there's just no way it would
> "accidentally" get pushed in on its own, making the metal pop top
> "safety cover" kinda pointless.
>
> --
>
> Onideus Mad Hatter
> mhm ¹ x ¹
> http://www.backwater-productions.net
> http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
>
>
<SIG SNIP>

All they need to do is make those sort of things but with an 'empty' top so
you can put your OWN food/tea/whatever in there to heat. That'd be
something I would think would be great and quite useful!

Jonathan Herr took a can of maroon spray paint on December 9, 2007 12:33 pm
and wrote the following:

>> Free cl00, Dipshit...Usenet doesn't really work like that. Even if a
>> group has a particular set topic or subject doesn't mean that all
>> other topics are automatically excluded. In Usenet, the groups are
>> more about those *IN* the community rather than the *TOPIC* of the
>> community. So as long as you're a PHP developer, or graphic artist or
>> boob loving, beer drinking hax0r then you're completely free to talk
>> about whatever you like in this thread.
>
> Case in point, there's a conversation going on right now a bout people's
> cats (e.g felines) right now that had devolved from talking about pussies
> that stemmed from a supposed myspace posting. Now if that isn't
> <sarcasm>"offtopic"</sarcasm> so-to-speak, then I don't know what is :)

The point being the two of us having that conversation are long time members
of 2600, both of us make our livings using computers, yet share common
interests outside of computers, including beer, b00bies, and pussies (of
both kinds).

Whichever of the above groups you are posting/reading, you will probably
find it easier to fit in, if you at least start with on-topic stuff, at
least that is how 2600 normally works, not so sure about the other two
groups as I don't read them, except via Hatter's x-posts.

--
Lits Slut #9
Life would be so much easier if we could just look at the source code.

On Sat, 08 Dec 2007 08:29:02 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

> On Sat, 08 Dec 2007 11:39:25 +0100, Erwin Moller
> <Since_humans_read_this_I_am_spammed_too_much@spam yourself.com> wrote:
>
>>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>
>><snipped spam>
>
> ZOMG WTF ITZA SPAM!!1!
>
> ...yeah, yer definitely a n00b.job fuckwit Webbie. It has always
> fascinated me, you Webbies...how you have this constant, itching need
> to run around screaming "SPAM!" at anything that even remotely dares
> to "go off topic".
>
> Free cl00, Dipshit...Usenet doesn't really work like that. Even if a
> group has a particular set topic or subject doesn't mean that all
> other topics are automatically excluded.

In this case however... Buh-bye! <PLONK>

--
I told you this was going to happen.

On Mon, 10 Dec 2007 10:33:02 -0600, Ivan Marsh <annoyed@you.now>
wrote:

>On Sat, 08 Dec 2007 08:29:02 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>
>> On Sat, 08 Dec 2007 11:39:25 +0100, Erwin Moller
>> <Since_humans_read_this_I_am_spammed_too_much@spam yourself.com> wrote:
>>
>>>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>
>>><snipped spam>
>>
>> ZOMG WTF ITZA SPAM!!1!
>>
>> ...yeah, yer definitely a n00b.job fuckwit Webbie. It has always
>> fascinated me, you Webbies...how you have this constant, itching need
>> to run around screaming "SPAM!" at anything that even remotely dares
>> to "go off topic".
>>
>> Free cl00, Dipshit...Usenet doesn't really work like that. Even if a
>> group has a particular set topic or subject doesn't mean that all
>> other topics are automatically excluded.
>
>In this case however... Buh-bye! <PLONK>

Make sure your blinders are on nice and tight, Fumbles...I wouldn't
want your dumbass accidentally reading something that you're not
supposed to. I'm just glad there's a way that morons like you can
entrust better judgment to a filter that can think for you (because
obviously it's beyond your ability). The best part is once you have
the filter babysitting you, people like me don't need to worry about
retards like you smearing inane, fuckwitted, retard shit all over our
threads. It's win-win all the way.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )