Tis OK. I've found a script.
Now the problem I have the the hosts server is telling me the
pages is taking anything from 0.02seconds to 18seconds
to build the same page. All page timers jump all over the place
pretty much every single request.


And they call themselves FASThosts.... I know another word
with F in it that suits better. This has been ongoing for a week
now and the problem I have is they see it, then report it fixed
when it's no better.

If I get any more of this crap I'll script the page to send them an email
every bloody time it takes 3s+!

Arrrrghhh. Going mad(der)!

Robertv!