Nicholas Sherlock wrote:
> I'm on Windows (And targeting a Win32 MySql server), and have no C compiler available.

There are free C compilers available for Windows. See for example:

http://www.cygwin.com/
http://www.borland.com/downloads/download_cbuilder.html ("Compiler"
package is free)
http://msdn.microsoft.com/vstudio/express/

Regards,
Bill K.